I found out that there isn't a patent on gravity so I submitted one. Now, everytime someone falls down, I get royalties. So, I hang around bars a lot, collecting from drunks at the end of the night. The parachuting schools and clubs hate me.
Steve Irwin dropped in today. He's a nice guy but I wish he wouldn't bring the crocodile with him. The kids are still asking about their missing bunnies and the wife doesn't believe my story about the cat being abducted by aliens.
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Had dinner with Kylie Minogue. Nice bum. :) And she can sing. But I don't care about the singing.