angusmacinnes
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Facts of Life
Facts of Life
A farmer was helping one of his cows give birth in a field and noticed that his son was watching from the fence. The farmer thought it was maybe time to tell his son about the "birds and the bees" so when the calf was duly born, he walked over and casually said to his wide-eyed son, "Well, do you have any questions?" The boy blurted out "Just one question - how fast was that calf going when he hit the cow?"
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6/13/2008, 10:18
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