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Daft Expressions That People Come Out With...
Yep, you hear 'em - and you may even say 'em yourself - but when we go into research mode and 'analyse the cr*p' out of the whole sorry subject, how STUPID do they sound?
Anything you have - post here... I'll start the ball rolling.
What ball? Gawd knows... there's a silly expression for a start.
Here's another - when 'real' gets applied to something such as 'real ale' and 'real coffee'.
"I only drink real ale, you know".
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As opposed to what - 'imaginary ale', or 'false ale'?
Nothing wrong with that though - have to say, I use shampoo as I certainly don't want to put 'real poo' on my hair!
Think about it...
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4/Mar/2008, 4:08
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I'll give you something to cry for....
Commonly heard in our house when I was a nipper....always got me thinking that....I'm already crying....
I'll make you smile on the other side of your face...
HOW????
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Wake up with a smile on your face.....sleep with a coathanger in your mouth !
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5/Mar/2008, 16:54
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Was reaching for some food over the table....dad cracks me on the knuckles " youve got a tongue in your head dont you?"
"AYE....but me effin arms are longer" I smarted off...
I got something to cry for....
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5/Mar/2008, 19:03
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lol...Why is it no matter how fast of a runner you was when you was little, your dad could always catch you.....s'not fair.
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6/Mar/2008, 0:33
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Ah... really it's because you didn't run all that fast, knowing that a rollicking would be inevitable...
You'd pretend that things would all be forgotten, but that wouldn't be the case would it?
And often you'd get the other daft expression:
"come here while I hit you!"
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Don`t come running to me when you break your legs ...
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6/Mar/2008, 12:34
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I know where you sleep....youll come back when youre 'ungry.....all true.
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What's that Dad? Layoles fer meddlers.
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