How are they on telly getting paid for talking cack when I'm just as capable of doing that meself - and there's only one of me - if ITV fired 'em off and took me on instead, then it'd save 'em a few bob - I'd only want one set of wages!
Anyhow - what don't I like about 'em?
They've got that childlike annoying way of clinging on to one another, or being practically 'conjoined' - it's almost like a 'yoinks' moment when Scooby and Shaggy clutch each other when cr*pping theirselves.
One looks 'cheeky' - like a poor man's Paul McCartney but without the talent.
The other has a MASSIVE head - I mean... that thing's got it's own postcode!
They were in "Bayker Grerve" - an excuse not to learn a new accent and maybe act in Grange Hill or summat better!
