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"Cluckin' Hell!"
A friend of mine kept chickens... and the poor things just wouldn't lay... so he thought, "Maybe they could get in touch with other chickens through an internet forum... so they could chat and maybe that would help".
This went amazingly well... all the chickens embraced this technology and were lovin' it big style... so then he decided to post to the forum a "meet up" - and this got loads of replies... numerous chickens all saying that they'd be there at a pub, for the get together.
The night came - my friend had laid on (pun intended) loads of food... there were drinks a-plenty... the 'karaoke' machine was good to go with stuff like "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep" and "The Birdie Song" all ready and...
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Not ONE chicken turned up.
Alas... the poor feller for all his efforts simply couldn't make hens meet!
Ah come on... it was worth ploughing through all that for such a geat punchline - wasn't it?
Here - don't take a vote on it(!)
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15/Jul/2008, 23:36
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Re: "Cluckin' Hell!"
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Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
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17/Jul/2008, 3:01
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17/Jul/2008, 14:23
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