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Griller!


There's this GREAT big Gorilla... and this tiny wee Spider Monkey.

The Gorilla starts beating his chest and towers over the other wee fella.

"Why is it" says the Gorilla in a deep and booming voice "that I am so big and strong and YOU... are so small and puny?"

The monkey sniffs, "Well," he says adding a cough to his words..."I've not been so good recently!"

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(The monkey is basicaly implying that he is small and weak due to a recent illness... jst a bit of nonsense!)

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I got it! LOL

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Aye lol, but I don't think that 'not so good' is a universal translation of 'I'm unwell' although we know what it means in the U.K.

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