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Petal Alderin
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The Blonde and the Coke Machine

The blonde puts R5 in the drinks dispenser and out rolls a can of Coke.


She puts in another R5 and out rolls another can. She does it again.


By the time she has a dozen cans stacked up, the store owner says:


"Ma'am, I can sell you a case of them over the counter."


"Beat it, Buster! Can't you see I'm on a winning streak?"


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emoticon I like it!!!

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LOL

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What the bloody heck's an R5?

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Petal is from South Africa ~ R5 means 5 Rand
(the SA currency)

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thepinksuicidallemming wrote:

What the bloody heck's an R5?

Here I say... you sounded positively English there!

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