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Favourite Simpsons Quotes....
You guys are all talk. Some of us just get on and start the thread. My favourites:
"Mmmmmmmmm... unexplained cheese." Homer
"Now kids, you've tried your hardest and you've failed miserably. The lesson is, don't try." Homer
"Smithers, what makes a man risk his job and... yes, even his life, by asking me for money?" Burns
My all time favourite is actually from Rev Lovejoy. He's in a room with Apu, Burns, Moe, and Millhouse's dad and says something about how wonderful it is that an atheist, Catholic, Jew and (turning to Apu) er.... miscellaneous can come together. Apu says "I am Hindu. There are over 350 million of us." Lovejoy replies "Aah. That's super!" in a very patronising way. Genius.
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes....
Thought you'd be there or thereabouts Dave.
Some of the all time classics are church related. One of mine Krusty saying:
'I wouldn't say Jesabelle was loose, but before her Sodom was known for its pottery'
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes....
Marge: Homer, you didn't beat City Hall. They collected our trash because I wrote a letter apologising and signed your name on it!
Homer (horrified): You signed my name?
Marge: You've signed my name lots of times!!
Homer: But this isn't like a loan application or a will!
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes....
Apologies if you've seen this on the Slip thread. After losing a bet to Lisa, who then decides their activity for the day will be to help the homeless or something similar.....
Homer: Aah!! You know it's going to be bad, but you just can't prepare yourself.
As Marge walks past Lionel Hutz, stood outside a 'for sale' house:
Hutz: If you lived here, you'd be home by now!
And one of my all time favourites:
Homer: I resolved to give up reading after To Kill A Mockingbird contained no useful tips on killing mockingbirds!
Ooh, just thought of another one:
Hi! I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Get confident, stupid!'
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes....
what about the children will someone please think of the children!
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes....
Just to keep it rolling:
Barney: Hello, my name is Barney Gumble, and I'm an alcoholic.
Lisa: Mr Gumble, this is a girl scouts meeting.
Barney: Is it, or is it you girls can't admit that you have a problem?
Homer in an emergency,
"Quick operator give me the number for 911"
Homer: I don't do apologies. I'm sorry but thats just the way I am
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo. Four-day weekend
Homer - "aahhh beer, the cause & solution of all my problems".
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes....
Eakes, you couldn't have chosen better for your 1200th post.
I'd like to add:
Homer: Ahh. I love these lazy Saturdays.
Marge: It's Wednesday, Homer.
Homer: AH!! WORK!!
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes....
"Hi, I'm Troy MacLure, you may remember me from other health education films like 'Sally isn't going to wake up.'"
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes....
Nathan, I believe this may be the thread that you thought I would hate. I don't mind you chatting about The Simpsons. I am just not a fan and I do not absolutly hate it. I've even been known to watch it as a last resort. 
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Re: Favourite Simpsons Quotes....
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Benjiman wrote:
Nathan, I believe this may be the thread that you thought I would hate. I don't mind you chatting about The Simpsons. I am just not a fan and I do not absolutly hate it. I've even been known to watch it as a last resort.
you caught up on prison break yet ben?
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