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The Worst Witch Drinking Game (Circa 2000) from Angora's WW Site
The site will disappear tomorrow.
So I'm posting it here now..
The Worst Witch Drinking Game - by EveilGnome2000 (aka Angora aka The Auntie)
This game does not endorse or promote child alcoholism. If you're underage, we recommend that you try drinking Sunny Delight, as we find it humorous to see children turn yellow from drinking too much of it.
The Rules:
Follow the guidelines below to the letter. There's no cheating allowed. There are a few questions that are always asked of us and so we shall answer them up front.
What about questions with subjective terms such as "disgusting", "carried away", and "Italian"? Just use your good judgment. I'm sure if you're a real fan of the show, you'll know what we mean.
What about the "Well done, Jadu" rule? Now, in this rule, you would technically, have to keep saying "well done, Jadu," and drinking for the rest of your life. For our purposes, you can just do that until the next drinking event comes up.
General
Take one drink when:
Ms. Tapioca speaks with a fake Italian accent.
The students eat disgusting food.
Normal things are altered to have the word "witch" on them.
You see a cat with the word "Strive" printed under it.
Everyone sings.
Something in the school is broken.
Anyone says "extreme".
Mildred:
Take one drink when:
Mildred messes up a simple task.
Mildred is blamed for something she didn't do.
Mildred is blamed for something she did do.
Mildred comes up with a harebrained scheme.
Take two drinks if she succeeds.
Guzzle if she saves the school from disaster.
Maud:
Take one drink if:
Maud seems concerned about Mildred.
Maud warns everyone that what they're doing will be disastrous.
Maud is the only one with a conscience.
Maud says something nice to Mildred after a disaster.
Take two drinks if Maud was part of Mildred's disaster.
Enid:
Take one drink when:
Enid has more magic skill than everyone else.
Take two drinks when her spell causes a disaster.
Guzzle if Mildred is the one blamed for this disaster.
Enid is suspicious of everyone.
Enid lies with an innocent expression on her face.
Ruby and Jadu:
Take one drink if:
Ruby and Jadu are around for no real reason.
Take a drink and say "well done Jadu" whenever you hear someone say "well done Jadu".
Ruby has an electronical device of some sort (CD player, cyber pet, etc...)
Ruby has a bunch of candy.
Jadu says something sensible.
Ruby is missing for a flimsy reason.
Take two drinks if:
Either of them get to say more than six words during an entire episode.
Ethel:
Take one drink when:
Ethel insults someone for no reason.
Take two drinks if she has a reason.
Ethel shows off her excellent magical ability.
Take two drinks if her spell goes wrong.
Ethel does something and blames it on Mildred.
Ethel sucks up to the faculty.
Ethel runs and tells Miss Hardbroom what someone else is doing.
Take two drinks if she tells Miss Cackle.
Ethel is disgusted by her sister.
Take two drinks if she stands up for her sister.
Ethel comes up with some brilliant plot to get Mildred.
Guzzle if she succeeds.
Drusilla:
Take one drink when:
Drusilla threatens someone.
Take two drinks if she actually grabs them.
Drusilla goes along with Ethel's plan.
Take two drinks if she doesn't understand.
Guzzle if she messes it up.
Guzzle if:
Drusilla likes something Ethel doesn't.
Drusilla is nice to Mildred.
Fenella and Griselda:
Take one drink when:
It is apparent they are unpopular.
They hang out with Mildred for no real reason.
They tell Mildred and her friends something they didn't know.
Take two drinks if it helps get them in trouble.
When they seem old and wise by comparison.
Miss Cackle:
Take one drink if:
She defers to Miss Hardbroom's judgement.
Guzzle if she sneaks around to get her own way.
She calls a staff member by their first name.
She is actually her evil sister or vice versa.
She seems uncertain of what to say.
She is inordinately patient with Mildred.
She is inordinately patient with anyone else.
Miss Hardbroom:
Take one drink when:
She picks on Mildred.
Guzzle if she says something nice to Mildred.
She purposely intimidates Miss Bat.
She makes a sarcastic joke.
Take two drinks if no one gets it.
She makes something (including herself) disappear.
Take two drinks if she or the object immediately reappears.
She says something disparaging about men/boys.
She says something disparaging about technology.
She complains to Miss Cackle.
Guzzle if she actually says "Amelia".
Miss Bat:
Take one drink when:
She goes in the closet.
She says something nasty to Miss Drill.
Take two drinks when she says a staff member's name as if it is a curse word.
She gets nervous around company.
She gets carried away with something (musical or otherwise).
She says something ironic and strange.
She gets excited over nothing (ie: the mail)
Miss Drill:
Take one drink when:
She thinks P.E. is the most important thing in the world.
She says something nasty to Miss Bat.
She is suspicious of magic.
She hates some prominent, and respected figure.
She says something grim when everyone else is happy.
She learns new skills and talks about them.
Take two drinks if anyone's listening.
Sybil and Clarice:
Take one drink when:
Sybil cries.
Clarice says something nice that she probably doesn't mean.
Sybil is an even bigger screw up then Mildred.
Take two drinks if Ethel yells at her.
Sybil gets talked into something that's not a good idea.
Sybil and Clarace are around for no real season.
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Re: The Worst Witch Drinking Game (Circa 2000) from Angora's WW Site
Oooohhh
I loved that one!
=)))
I think I stored it away somewhere - in a printed version sort of ten years old ... don't know where exactly...
So thanks for saving it, Len!
The Auntie was a genius...
Maybe it's because it's so close to Halloween and that makes me think of the first time I watched WW...
and of the times when all Europe was waiting every week for the Canadian episode summaries because they got the new eps two weeks in advance... or years, if you weren't in the UK...
Raise a glass (or two) to the Auntie...
guzzle if you think she's a genius, too...
CathytheCat
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Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft are written by men.
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