Phoenix712
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JOKE OF THE DAY
Charley, a new retiree greeter at Wal-mart, just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, sometimes 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean shaven, sharp minded and a real credit to the company and obviously demonstrating their "Older Person Friendly" policies.
One day the boss was in a real quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, he called him into the office for a talk. "Charley, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but your being late so often is quite bothersome."
"Yes, I know boss, and I am working on it."
"Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, your coming in late. I know you're retired from the Armed Forces. What did they say if you came in late there?"
"They said, 'Good morning, General. Tea or coffee this morning, sir?'"
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2/25/2008, 2:11 pm
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LadyDy
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THE REDHEAD
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he
at down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it
back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in
place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to
the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come
to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
"You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this
nice to every guy you meet? "
"No, "she replies . . . "
"You just happened to catch my eye."
(oh shut up, and just forward it!)
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3/9/2008, 12:39 am
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Phoenix712
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LOL!
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3/21/2008, 10:51 am
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: Nice one.