Phoenix712
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Jesus is Watching You
A burglar broke into an empty house in the middle of the night. He had just taken a few steps when he heard a voice boom out in the darkness, “JESUS IS WATCHING YOU.”
He stopped dead in his tracks and waited a few minutes. When he heard nothing else he began tip-toeing forward only to hear, “JESUS IS WATCHING YOU,” again. He froze and began looking frantically around to see who had said it.
Finally, over in a dark corner he spotted a birdcage and in the birdcage was a parrot. He said to the parrot, “Did you say ‘Jesus is watching you’ just now?
The parrot said, “Yes, I did.”
The burglar said, “What is your name?”
The parrot answered, “Clarence.”
The burglar said, “That’s a stupid name for a parrot. What idiot named you Clarence?”
The parrot said, “The same idiot who named the Rottweiler ‘Jesus’.”
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Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you!
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6/16/2009, 1:41 pm
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