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Finish The Story - "If you dare!"

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Member A) - Jack ran as fast as his wooden legs would allow.

Member B) - As he was running through the park, a dog mistook his leg for the stick his owner had thrown.

Member C) - Jack tripped as the dog closed in, and before he knew he had tumbled head long into the lake.

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It was a sunny day in Longville, so sunny woman were walking around near naked.

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The men, on the other hand, were dressed in arctic weather gear, complete with bobble hats and think woolly scarves.

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The reason this odd occurrence came about is because all the men of Longville had terrible skin conditions, worsened by the sun.

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But cured, in part, by rubbing themselves down every morning with three week only milk.

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Then an old lady grabbed a bottle of that there three week, and hardly able to stand on her knees by the lake more naked that a lady ought to be at her age giggled and said, “ Jack isn’t so nibble because it looks like he burned off his legs when he jumped over that candlestick; thank God he has a two legs to float on,” and with that being said turned around and bent over and mooned young Jack.

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Jack tried to look away, but it was too late, one stare at the old ladies rather large, disfigured and freakishly spotty rear end had scared him for life.

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Now, no more than 3days after this unfortunate incident. Jack has gone blind in his left eye, but his right eye, but some freak of nature, has X-Ray vision!

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Why he had X-Ray vision perplexed his friends so he said he'd look into it...

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But he also promised not to look at them, because

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