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Spitfire Pilot
Flying Through Ashes
Registered: 12-2005
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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY!
This one was sent to me today by my friend Gary in the Royal Air Force.
Mid Life Crisis
When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!
Mark
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"The trouble with artists such as myself is that all too many can see the world for the beautiful place that it should be but we cannot see ourselves for who we truly are".
- Mark A Bufton, 17 March 2009
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