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LOL oh no, I think you've outdone me with that one.

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Oh come, least mine was nice and short - and rubbish. Not long winded - and rubbish :-)

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NO no! The genius of my joke *is* how horrible it is - and the long-windedness merely exacerbates the desire to kill oneself after reading it!

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But you have missed the point of a joke; it is not a suicide aid! LMAO.

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Ahh but not the way I tell it! :]


A grasshopper walks into a bar. and the guy behind the bar gets all excited and says "hey hey, you know we have a drink named after you!" and the grasshopper says "Really! Youve got a drink named Steve?!"

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This one was sent to me today by my friend Gary in the Royal Air Force.

Mid Life Crisis

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde. Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
 
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a black and white TV.
 
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!

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HAHA, very witty Mark.

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What's ET short for?




He's only got little legs!

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two in one day, yep, I'm just a rebel like that.



yorkshire man at the vets..."will you have a look at my cat"

vet.... "is it a tom"


yorkshireman... "no its in t'basket"

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