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Re: JOKE OF THE DAY!
A friend of my grandfather went to a school reunion a few weeks ago and there he met Anne, with whom he had shared many a passionate moment with 50 years before when he was a young 15 year old lad in Grammar School.
She asked him the usual questions like "are you married?" (to which he answered "no") and "have you any children?" (again, he answered "no").
He then asked her the same questions.
"Are you married Anne?" She replied, "actually I'm widowed".
"Oh", he said, "I do beg your pardon. So, have you any children?"
"Yes", she said, "I have a wonderful daughter".
"And how old is your daughter?"
"50 this year!"
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"The trouble with artists such as myself is that all too many can see the world for the beautiful place that it should be but we cannot see ourselves for who we truly are".
- Mark A Bufton, 17 March 2009
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