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Re: quote of the day [wahahah]
Katie: Tim, WHAT happened to your hair?
Tim: Well...I think a clown puked on it. He was wasted.
"I would leave all of these wonderful graphic novel pictures of the lovely book of Daniel on the board. But the prof who comes in after me scares me. Like the 2nd beast from the left that we just drew. Only with more fangs." -Prof. Blanton
Prof Blanton: This is like the part of the vision that your mom would say 'oh that's nice' until you got to the part where you burn with fire. Your mom doesn't like fire.
class: ...?
Prof. Blanton: Don't you hate when no one knows what your professor is talking about except him? I hate that. I shouldn't do that anymore. Your mom thinks it's nice, but not that part. Gosh! I did it again!
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Re: quote of the day [wahahah]
"I just love waving to people when I have mittens on. It's like SOCK PUPPETS!" -Rachelle
...and then we died laughing.
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Hannah: Maybe [the guy that ran out of the darkness at me twice] was doing strip running. Like if he doesn't hit the time he's supposed to he has to take off an article of clothing until he's NAKED!
me: And once he's naked if he doesn't hit his time he gets CASTRATED! He'd ALWAYS hit his goal! I should be a personal trainer!
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"You mean they KNOCKED OUT GOD?!" -Kaitlin
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"That year, Jesus did not eat the Passover meal, Jesus WAS the Passover meal." -video we watched in religion today
creeeeeeeeeeepy
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OMG THIS IS SO CUTE!
Jesus said, "The Kingdom is like a shepherd who had 100 sheep. One of them wandered off. He left the 99; he searched for the one until he found it. He said to the sheep, 'I love you more than the ninety-nine.' "
AWWWW!
Oh yeah...it's from the Gospel of Thomas. Weird book. Good quote though.
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Re: quote of the day [wahahah]
Hannah: I'm so sorry you had such a bad day. My friend and I are going to the union, do you want need a mocha?
Kelly: Need anything? Mocha? You've known me how long now? 4 months? That was a frail attempt at a joke, btw.
Hannah: Sorry. Stupid question.
Kelly: I'd go out and get something myself but I've been blubbering for forever and I have crying face.
Hannah: Aww, no one would care.
Kelly: But I just smiled to myself. Because I said crying face.
Emily: Well, I know that you're perfectly stable.
Kelly: Thanks. And good. Because if you said that I wasn't I'd probably have to ram this fork through your head.
Emily: See that just causes a problem. Because now if I say you're unstable I wind up with a fork in my head but if I say that you are stable I'm lying.
"I just love my sense of humor!"
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"There's a magical unicorn on my paper?!?!" -Courtney
Sam: I am a magical unicorn. I am also a seahorse.
Kel: You're a magical MERunicorn!!
Sam: *written* Common classes like Paideia foster a feeling of community among all students...
Kel: WHY would you bring up Paideia at a time like this?!
Courtney: PAIDEIA?! Why would you mention that?!
Kel: Don't look at me..it was Sam. SHE DID IT!
Amy: WHY would you bring up Paideia?!
whole class: PAIDEIA? WHAT?!?!?! *uproar*
Sam: Sorry........
Kel: Oh, just go back to being a unicorn.
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"I'm going to give him hot cocoa. Because I don't want to make out with him." -Courtney
Kel: I know the answer. It's just logic!
Sam: You don't know the question.
Kel: I don't need the question.
Sam: Then you don't know the answer.
Kel: Sam. You know Douglas Adams just as well as I do. If you don't know the question then the answer is always 42. 42 is the ultimate answer and therefore if you don't know the question but you need an answer, it's 42. And if you hear the question then you can figure out the answer. Either way I get in.
Sam: I guess I can't fight that logic. Welcome.
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Re: quote of the day [wahahah]
Mass insanity!!
Lord North-The Darkness says:
take this
~Kel~ SWANG! says:
i'll sell you no such thing! your legs are made of cotton, and they're far too long
Lord North-The Darkness says:
no, that's the great wall of china there
~Kel~ SWANG! says:
i shalln't having you bellowing such frequencies at this hour! upsetting my insides and worrying my mind
~Kel~ SWANG! says:
he gets a little uppity when he hasn't had his sustenence
Lord North-The Darkness says:
they smell like butter....and lost dreams
~Kel~ SWANG! says:
lock up your women tonight general
Lord North-The Darkness says:
yes....i can tell you're not dead. cause if you were...i think i'd **** my pants
~Kel~ SWANG! says:
would you care for a spot of ruby tea?
Lord North-The Darkness says:
you cannot go that way, turn back
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