Masturbation, eh? Ah..... One of my many pastimes.
But, what the heck, anyway? I get so friggin' disguisted when people try to make it sound dirty or something
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I'm not a snob. I'm just better than you are.
I am NOT "Truthiness."
I'm a counter-counter culturalist with a counter-counter-counter culturalist's leanings.
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.