I dunno. You g.irls all seem to love talking about your guys so this is the replacement for "My BF is in my closet -like right now". It always made me laugh.
My man/hero is a long, lean knight-errant, prone to attacking windmills. What be his name?
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How dull it is to pause, to make an end,
To rust unburnish'd, not to shine in use!
As tho' to breath were life.