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 Bass guitarist joke
A Guitarist and a Bassist are arguing backstage and the Drummer walks up to them and asks why they are fighting to which the Bassist replies "Well the Guitarist detuned one of my Bass guitar's strings and he won't tell me which one."
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Re: Bass guitarist joke
What do you do if your bassist is drowning?
Throw him his amp.
What's the difference between an bassist and a toilet?
A toilet only has to take crap from one person at a time.
What's the difference between a bass player and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
A bass player on a boat falls overboard and screams "I don't know How To Swim." The guitarist tossess him his bass and says, "Here, fake it!"
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Re: Bass guitarist joke
Q. How do you know when a bass player is at the door trying to get in?
A. He keeps fumbling around trying to find the right key.
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