funky tiger
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 Drummer Joke
A drummer, tired from being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion." The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".
Q-- What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine??
A_-- You only gotta punch the rhythm into the machine ONCE.... 
Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a Savings Bond?
A: The Savings Bond eventually matures.
Q: What does a drummer use for birth control?
A: His personality.
Last edited by funky tiger, 3/9/2009, 7:10 pm
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2/27/2009, 6:54 pm
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