You mean shag-stamps surely? Having once spent a few weeks with one in the centre of my forehead i can assure you that all you can do is wait for them to fade! Try smearing toothpaste on it or buy some foundation/consealer cream. Top tip for the future.. if she feels like using her mouth, point her in a different direction..
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