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piratemc
Sawyer's Harem
Registered: 07-2006
Location: Fascination Street
Posts: 4112
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 Owner's Manual for the Old RV
****These instructions are from the old RVs on ABC and The Fuselage. They apply here as well.*****
Welcome to the (insert month here) version of the OLD Thread.
Here's the link to a food calendar
http://www.tfdutch.com/foodh.htm
Link to the International Holiday Calendar http://www.holidays.net/dailys.htm
This way we never need a reason to party! We're always celebrating!!
Basic information and philosophies for the OLD Thread
1. Be nice
2. We love chocolate and are usually here in the mornings
3. Most of us have been on the boards for a long time
4. Embrace the maturity of age
5. Embrace the joy of youth
6. Discussion may or may not center around Lost.
7. We are an OT community of fans.
8. Shoes are optional
9. Respect for other posters is required
So come on in! We have a non-bar so that our non-drinking friends will feel welcome here.
Here are my additional rules: If you break them, I will be addressing you personally. 
1. Make sure the windows are clean. If Rick just told another placenta story, do an extra scrub.
2. Onyx likes Vanilla Dr. Pepper. Put one on ice for her if you are first in.
3. Sean likes beer, especially beer from Belgium. Make sure a fresh order is in place for him. Don't get between him and the fridge. Trust me.
4. Mamma needs coffee first thing. Then right after that wine. Make sure you sprikle the coffee, wine and her with plenty of fairy dust. You will find bags by he door. Yes, we know they float. You will have to catch your own. (It's fairy dust, of course it floats! sheesh!)
5. Leave Tiki offerings. Either a :duckhat: or a new Tiki. She runs the Tiki bar inside and makes drinks for tikis and makes strong drinks for unusual tikis.
6. Make sure you are kind. You can be goofy, weird, nutty, loopy, odd and bewildered, but you may not be mean. We don't do mean.
7. No heavy cussing. I'll censor what I don't like. My choice.
8. No Bashing!!! You have someth ing to say to someone in the RV and expect it may get ugly, kindly take it to the fight thread. This thing is too small to have a fight. Plus, it won't be fair, the RV's stick together. :group:
9. HAVE SOME FREAKIN FUN!!!!!!!! :note:
Last edited by Onyx2201, 1/14/2007, 12:04 am
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7/12/2006, 7:29 pm
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piratemc
Sawyer's Harem
Registered: 07-2006
Location: Fascination Street
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The Owner's Manual is now open for conversation and negotiation. Onyx said that the link doesn't work any more. You peeps have any suggestions for how we want to run this wonderland of a vehicle?
All I require is that we are parked and ready to watch on Wednesdays this fall.
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8/20/2006, 9:10 pm
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Lady Emm
Hurley Bird
Registered: 06-2006
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piratemc wrote:
The Owner's Manual is now open for conversation and negotiation. Onyx said that the link doesn't work any more. You peeps have any suggestions for how we want to run this wonderland of a vehicle?
All I require is that we are parked and ready to watch on Wednesdays this fall.
Requirement #2- All of the pantries are full and Refreshments (liquid leaded and un leaded) are chilled,ready and edible at least a half hour prior to showtime on Wednesday night, and all CB's and BW's are in place to serve without interrupting the show.
:food:
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8/21/2006, 11:18 am
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piratemc
Sawyer's Harem
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Location: Fascination Street
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Did you say all PANTIES must be full? I missed that......
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8/21/2006, 11:24 am
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Tiki4Toes
Bunny # 8
Registered: 07-2006
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jinzleftbuttcheek wrote:
Golee must wash his feet and trim his toenails before he can put his feet on the couch.
Or this...all sitting and sleeping surfaces must be covered in plastic...for Golee.
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8/21/2006, 12:32 pm
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piratemc
Sawyer's Harem
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Location: Fascination Street
Posts: 4112
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Tiki4Toes wrote:
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jinzleftbuttcheek wrote:
Golee must wash his feet and trim his toenails before he can put his feet on the couch.
Or this...all sitting and sleeping surfaces must be covered in plastic...for Golee.
Check - Golee must get a medically supervised pedicure before entering the RV and his feet MUST be dipped in Febreeze first.
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8/21/2006, 12:40 pm
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Tiki4Toes
Bunny # 8
Registered: 07-2006
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GoleeMD wrote:
My ears were burning. Was someone talking about me?
*comes in the RV after doing a C-section with blood and baby juice on his clothes, plops on the couch, and puts his feet up, shoes still on*
I heard you didn't want my nasty feet on the couch anymore, so I left my shoes on this time.
I went and got a "medically supervised" pedicure, but the wounds have to stop draining before I can take the bandages off. But for your amusement, here's some before and after pics:
Before:
After:
Ain't they purdy?
Please...tell me your fingernails were clean for the C-Section.
Golee...Medieval Barber!
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8/21/2006, 1:34 pm
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piratemc
Sawyer's Harem
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Location: Fascination Street
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*shudders*
Thanks for the after pic. Just pour some lemon juice on those dogs, the punctures will stop draining quickly.
Seriously, what does that to nails? euw!
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8/21/2006, 1:40 pm
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Tiki4Toes
Bunny # 8
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Re: Owner's Manual for the Old RV
I believe it called....FUNGUS!!!! :upchuck:
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8/21/2006, 1:42 pm
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piratemc
Sawyer's Harem
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Location: Fascination Street
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Re: Owner's Manual for the Old RV
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euw. that's just way too fugly.
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8/21/2006, 1:45 pm
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Lady Emm
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piratemc wrote:
Did you say all PANTIES must be full? I missed that......
PANTRIES !!!!
oh yeah, men must wear kilts- CORRECTLY!!!!!
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8/21/2006, 1:47 pm
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Tiki4Toes
Bunny # 8
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Re: Owner's Manual for the Old RV
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piratemc wrote:
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euw. that's just way too fugly.
Yes...and I want to know this...why doesn't the person who belongs to these feet cut those toenails? What the heck?
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8/21/2006, 1:48 pm
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Tiki4Toes
Bunny # 8
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Lady Emm wrote:
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piratemc wrote:
Did you say all PANTIES must be full? I missed that......
PANTRIES !!!!
oh yeah, men must wear kilts- CORRECTLY!!!!!
Sure, Mamma, and just what do you think should FILL these panties? Hmmm?
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8/21/2006, 1:51 pm
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piratemc
Sawyer's Harem
Registered: 07-2006
Location: Fascination Street
Posts: 4112
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Re: Owner's Manual for the Old RV
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Tiki4Toes wrote:
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piratemc wrote:
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euw. that's just way too fugly.
Yes...and I want to know this...why doesn't the person who belongs to these feet cut those toenails? What the heck?
no kidding. doesn't that hurt?
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8/21/2006, 1:52 pm
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piratemc
Sawyer's Harem
Registered: 07-2006
Location: Fascination Street
Posts: 4112
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Tiki4Toes wrote:
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Lady Emm wrote:
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piratemc wrote:
Did you say all PANTIES must be full? I missed that......
PANTRIES !!!!
oh yeah, men must wear kilts- CORRECTLY!!!!!
Sure, Mamma, and just what do you think should FILL these panties? Hmmm?
See, that's the question I asked. should be something good. :bye:
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8/21/2006, 9:31 pm
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Lady Emm
Hurley Bird
Registered: 06-2006
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Tiki4Toes wrote:
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Lady Emm wrote:
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piratemc wrote:
Did you say all PANTIES must be full? I missed that......
PANTRIES !!!!
oh yeah, men must wear kilts- CORRECTLY!!!!!
Sure, Mamma, and just what do you think should FILL these panties? Hmmm?
:good: :good: :good:
I am SOOOOOO trying to behave!!!
:bflysmiley: :bflysmiley: :bflysmiley: :bflysmiley:
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8/22/2006, 9:15 am
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