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MrsDouglass
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My friend Tina and I have birthdays two days apart in a couple of weeks, and we're throwing ourselves a joint birthday bash. We want a pinata for the grown ups. I'm stumped as to what to put in it.

Here are the guidelines: There will be 4 women and 4 men. None of us drink. Some of us may use sex toys but we'd never admit it, so "adult" novelty items wouldn't work. It'll be HOT, so nothing that melts.

I'll use non-melty candy for a lot of the filler, but I'd like some other adultish things as well.

Any ideas? Oh, I'm on a tight budget, too.

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Well, smarties for sure. If you could store the pinata inside until ready, I say chocolate, but good chocolate. I'm stumped.

Plus, I have to say the idea of sex toys pouring out of a pummeled papier mache Sponge Bob Squarepants is rather disturbing.

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firecrackers?

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carrot and celery sticks...no...just kidding


how about a few movie passes?
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At $10 a pop, movie passes would be too much.

I'll probably throw in some trial size lotions and bonnie bell lip smackers for the ladies to fight over. It's the men that are stumping me.

I may also put in some dollar bills. It'd be funny to watch adults dive for dollars. emoticon

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ooo....dollar bills...good idea.
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or instead of dollar bills- some dollar coins.

you can find stuff at the dollar store for the guys- like water guns or little tool kit thingys you could go to oriental trading and see if you could get stuff in time- they have a lot of cheap stuff that you can get to fill a pinata.
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micro wave popcorn? the individual packets? Ramen noodles? loose change, snack packs of chips or cookies koolaid mix

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you can find stuff at the dollar store for the guys- like water guns or little tool kit thingys you could go to oriental trading and see if you could get stuff in time- they have a lot of cheap stuff that you can get to fill a pinata.



Dollar store is the best idea! Water guns are hysterical, too.

And, yeh, folks diving for sex toys and lubricants is just...well...not normal.

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I only mentioned the sex toy thing because when I did a google search for adult pinatas, well...some interesting things came up. emoticon

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Okay remind me not to google adult pinatas

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I only mentioned the sex toy thing because when I did a google search for adult pinatas, well...some interesting things came up. emoticon



When I did the same, it said the toys came in both Caucasian and African-American...

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I only mentioned the sex toy thing because when I did a google search for adult pinatas, well...some interesting things came up. emoticon



When I did the same, it said the toys came in both Caucasian and African-American...



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but I want an Asian one..........

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This is too funny.

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*gags*

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*gags*



Did you not see the warning label?

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oh yeah. Still, it's just the thought of various adult appliances pouring out of a Dora the Explorer pinata kinda make me feel all unclean inside.

Okay, let's be clear, the thought of adult appliances pouring out of anything kinda make me feel all unclean inside.

Unless it was a six burner Viking range with one electric convection oven, a warming drawer and a gas oven.

Other than that though.....

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Unless it was a six burner Viking range with one electric convection oven, a warming drawer and a gas oven.

Other than that though.....




OMG...my dream Pinata! I'd take an Aga Range, too (just in case anyone is looking for ideas for my birthday)

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but I want an Asian one..........



I'm sure they have them...but they come in a smaller size...

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