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The Amish and Technology

The Amish and Technology

      An Amish boy and his father were visiting a
mall.They were amazed by almost everything they
saw, but especially by two shiney, silver walls that
could move apart and back together again. The boy
asked his father, “What is this father?”
      The father ( never having seen an elevator ) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like
this in my life, I don’t know what it is.”
       While the boy and his father were watching wide-
eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the
moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened
and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of light with numbers above the wall light up.
       They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and
a beautiful 24 year old woman stepped out. The father
said to his son, “Go get your Mother.”

Aug/27/2008, 8:26 pm

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