Yampiboy
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Coincidence
A chicken farmer went to a local bar.... Sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
What a coincidence' the farmer says.
'This is a special day for me.... I am celebrating'
'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!' says the woman.
'What a coincidence!' says the farmer! As they clinked glasses the man asked, 'What are you celebrating?'
'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynaecologist told me that I am pregnant!'
What a coincidence,' says the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
'That's great!' says the woman. 'How did your chickens become fertile?'
I used a different ****,' he replied.
The woman smiled and said what a coincidence.
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Stan1949
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Re: Coincidence
That should do the trick. LOL
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Oct/4/2008, 11:42 pm
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