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The Magician & the Parrot

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week

so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one

problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to

understand how the magician did every trick. Once he understood, he started

shouting in the middle of the show. "Look, it's not the same hat!" or "Look,

he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or "Hey, why are all the cards the

ace of spades?" The magician was furious but couldn't do anything. It was,

after all, the captain's parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank,

drowning almost all who were onboard.

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle

of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot was there too. They stared at each

other with hatred but did not utter a word. This went on for a day... and

then 2 days... and then 3 days. Finally on the 4th day, the parrot could not

hold back any longer and said...... .....................

"OK, I give up. Where's the ****ing ship?"

Oct/10/2008, 11:13 pm

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