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Yampiboy
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Joke for the day


I was in the bar yesterday when I suddenly realised I desperately needed to fart.
 

The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.


I finished my drink and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod!!

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I don't have a great singing voice...but I'll catch people staring at me. Seems I was singing along rather than just thinking along. Must be a real buzz kill listening to me sing: "...now I clean the streets I used to roam..." poor Cold play, hope they don't sue me for ruining their song in public. lol

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