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Akes69
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ummm happy?? Halloween .... :luv
(gods I hope she's talking about candy, that or she's been hanging around me too much... LOL)

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MAXINE SAYS...

An apple a day keeps everyone away..... if your aim is good enough!


The difference between the IRS and Loan Sharks... is that loan sharks are much more lenient about late payments.


I don't believe in catalog shopping....there's no salesclerk to yell at.


I can't use a cell phone in my car... I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.


Wouldn't you pay just about anything for a telemarketer's home phone number?


 :hrts

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Halleluiah, Akes is posting again!
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Thanks for the new ones Akes - great as usual.

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Wouldn't you pay just about anything for a telemarketer's home phone number?


YES!
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     I don't know where the cartoon of Maxine went, but here's the joke...


 

I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

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