Doone
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Registered: 03-2007
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Did I hear right?
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one breezy March day. One remarked to the other, "Windy, isn't it?" "No," the second man replied, "it's Thursday." And the third man chimed in "So am I. Let's get a beer."
A little old lady was running up and down the corridors in a nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightie and say, "Supersex." She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her nightie at him, she said, "Supersex." He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the soup."
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26/Mar/2007, 11:40 am
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