"I before E..." A friend of mine just wrote this. Not for submission to anything or whatever, but just as part of an email. As he put it: "Occasionally my right brain escapes and dribbles on the electric typewriter and i have to beat it down and shove it back into its hole."
I'm still smiling about it, though, so I figured I'd share a few smiles with you guys. I don't think my friend is fond of silly English spelling rules. Enjoy!
quote:
"anceint"?
i before e
except after c
unless it says a
as in neighbor and weigh
or weekends and holidays
and all throughout May
you'll never be right
whatever you say