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Quantum Teleportation

...I need one of those things. It'd be a LOT easier than explaning, for the TEN THOUSANDTH TIME, that my satellites do NOT have the resolution or the capability to measure how much untapped freaking oil there is under the surface of the Earth. It's a DIFFERENTIAL system, people, and that oil ISN'T MOVING! emoticon

*grunt* Thanks. Needed to get that out. Hope you enjoyed the comic, at least! emoticon

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Thanks for a good laugh, Reythia! emoticon

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Yes, but if you could adjust the satellite so that it would stop beaming messages directly into my brain, I would be grateful. *dons tinfoil* emoticon

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That is a pretty good xkcd comic, yes. emoticon Still...., people actually think a satellite is able to find back oil under the ground? I thought you could at best find likely locations..., or not?
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Reythia, I think that you keep getting that question is not a sign of the intelligence of the person asking it.

For me, it indicates their biggest worry - which might actually be cheap gas for their car and commutes. Average media keep telling people that oil is scarce but they neglect to mention alternatives. I can imagine a lot of people might wish for new resources to be found. So, the daily worries and hopes of a person show in the kind of questions they ask you. They try to think of something useful your satellites can do for them, to bring them into their understanding of what satellites do.

Maybe next time you could simply tell them that "your" satellites are not the kind that can find oil, and then talk about something else. emoticon

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Yes, I love XKCD!

Well Firle, to be fair, I'm now living in Texas where a lot of people earn a living by drilling for oil. So it's not really quite as random of a question as it would be elsewhere. Still, after you answer the same question dozens of times, it gets TIRESOME.

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That is a pretty good xkcd comic, yes. Still...., people actually think a satellite is able to find back oil under the ground? I thought you could at best find likely locations..., or not?



Well, the thing is, IF that oil was really moving around, we WOULD be able to find it. For example, we can measure large-scale aquifer drainage, or the filling of underground aquifers from glacier runoff. The thing is, oil doesn't tend to move around. So we calculate the gravity it creates one day... and the next it's the same, since the oil hasn't moved. So we can't tell if it's oil down there or just rock.

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You know, it's a good thing that the oil isn't moving. After all, it might just slip out of its holding place, and it would be very hard to catch it on its way out.

It's just tough luck for your Texan fellows that you can't find them more oil. emoticon

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There is a weekly pop-science programme on BBC Radio 4 called "The Material World" and this week it was about the new GOCE (Gravity field and steady-state Ocean Circulation Explorer) satellite. They gave GRACE a (very brief) name-check. That's yours Reythia, isn't it?

You can listen to it from the BBC archive on their web site: http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/science/thematerialworld.shtml. The programme lasts 30 minutes but only the first half is about GOCE -- it's very superficial emoticon



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Yes, Meadows, GRACE is "my" satellite mission. GOCE (it's pronounced BOTH "go-ssss" (like "ghost" but without the "t") and "go-che" depending on who you talk to!)... anyhow, GOCE is the next generation gravity satellite. It'll start with the long-wavelength mean field that GRACE is calculating and use that the get finer details. It's basically useless without us, but they don't like admitting that, of course! emoticon

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