femfree
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T-Shirt Quotes
Copied from our old MSN group...and some more added....
As a Matter of Fact the World Does Revolve Around ME
Village Idiot
I scare my own Family
I Think I'll Ride This Freak Thing Out For a While
I Can Only Be Nice To One Person a Day, Today Isn't Your Day, Tommarow Dosen't Look Good Either
Don't blame yourself. Let me do it
I'd Love to Have a Battle of Wits' With You.... But You Appear Unarmed
Let's share, You'll take the grenade, I'll take the pin
Why do I have to be flexible (when I'm right all the time)
I hear voices and they don't like you
Brimming with sarcasm
Like a calendar, your days are numbered.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list
if you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?
"Annoying the world one person at a time."
Warning:
Dating me causes emotional and physical problems and will complicate your life with a bunch of drama
I WILL USE, ABUSE AND THEN ACCUSE YOU!!!
ALWAYS THE BEST
Front side: If you do not give me what I want
Back side: I'll huff and puff and blooooow your house down... in little words at the bottom: And I mean that.
SELF ENTITLEMENT BEGINS HERE!
NO ONE ELSE ALLOWED IN
"Chicks dig me! It's a curse!"
ASK ME ANYTHING I KNOW IT ALL
**I CAN LIE ABOUT ANYTHING YOU LIKE**
SURGEON GENERAL WARNING:Talking to me may cause migraines and bleeding ulcers, dating me causes a lifetime of therapy sessions at your own expense and leaving me will cause the utmost torture you can possibly imagine with a slim chance of survival if you aren't lucky enough to be killed by me.
I'm With Myself
I am blessed among T-Shirts.
"I am your worst nightmare."
"A legend in my own mind"
If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the nessaccery forms
Last edited by femfree, Jan/2/2009, 8:57 am
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Jan/2/2009, 8:51 am
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Up2Here
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Re: T-Shirt Quotes
Too Funny! I got a couple:
Your Village Called, Their Idiot is Missing.
You! Out of the gene pool!
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Jan/2/2009, 5:36 pm
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topaz123
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Insanity is hereditary........
You get it from your kids.
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Feb/21/2009, 1:50 pm
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This really made me laugh
I nearly felt like going to a store, primt a t-shirt and send it to XN....he would be stupid enough to wear it...
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Jul/6/2009, 6:37 pm
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