I liked this a lot. My friends and I were laughing through the entire thing. The turtle was just amazing.
"His enemies were blinded by overexposure to pure awesomeness!"
What can I say? That's just great.
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"I used to think of you that way, you know. Like the sun. My personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely for me."
"The clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse."
- Eclipse
