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better late than never for today. found this website, one of the most hilarious things thehed has ever seen. hotchickswithdouchbags. here are some highlights...or should i say, lowlights.
let's start with an award winning classic. he is a 5 tool douchebag. he has it all, extra greezy spikes. check. bling. check. too much rub on facial tan. check. faggot ass creative facial pubes. check. two earrings visable in picture. check.
las vegas will never be the same again after johnny star left. the unpaid salon bill, the unpaid escort tab, and of course, that chick whose tongue piercing he stole after slipping her a mickey. yes, he went home to tampa a proud man.
after coming to the country club party that required him to "wear a tie," enrico soon learned he had the wrong impression of the dress code. it all came to light when the 4 blond girls' boyfriends took turns beating him with golf clubs in the 9th green.
double douche! he buddy, max headroom wants his glasses back.
ladies and gentlemen, the university of south carolina has hired its mascot for the 2008 season.
wow. just wow.
jodi was glad she collected her payment in advance, as keith's pager failed to go off the whole night.
jack is a real life douche bag. not just some weekend warrior, he lives it every day. his commitment to douchebaggery is unmatched by any other. he is the king douche. all hail king douche.
purple lips, steroid acne, commitment to christ, frayed camo pants, sans shirt, and the $3 sunglasses from an atlantic city street vendor. this guy is right on the heels of king douche, but his commitment during the week has left some questions among voters.
and the theme song for those douchebags is...
Katy Perry
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6/19/2008, 1:59 pm
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and this one, you'll have to click ..
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Hey Chef-
Follow up post--
He got convicted.
Steep potential sentence too.
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Ex-cook pleads guilty to putting hair in steak
Jun 20, 7:00 PM (ET)
WEST BEND, Wis. (AP) - A former restaurant cook has pleaded guilty to a food-tampering charge alleging he inserted hairs in a steak before giving it to a dissatisfied customer. Ryan Kropp, 24, of West Bend, was fired along with another cook after the incident Feb. 23 at the Texas Roadhouse restaurant.
Kropp was charged in Washington County Circuit Court with a felony of placing foreign objects in edibles, carrying up to 3 1/2 years in prison.
After his guilty plea Thursday, Judge James Muehlbauer scheduled sentencing Aug. 12.
The criminal complaint said that when a manager asked a customer how his steak was, the customer said it was somewhat overdone, although he had almost finished eating it and refused an offer of a new steak.
But the manager insisted on having Kropp prepare a new steak the way the customer wanted it, medium rare, so that he could take it home.
The customer called the restaurant and police after finding hair as he was eating the steak the next day.
According to the complaint, a second kitchen worker told police Kropp had put a slit in the cooked steak and pushed something inside, then stated, "These are my pubes," referring to pubic hair.
Kropp told police he put a few of his facial hairs on the steak, saying he was angry the customer sent the other steak back and thought he was "just trying to get free stuff," the complaint said.
A phone number for Kropp had been disconnected when The Associated Press tried to reach him for comment Thursday night.
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6/20/2008, 9:28 pm
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Some people will go to great extremes to get a woman to sit on their face.
Shouldn't be that difficult.
Right ladies?
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New York man accused of hiding in woman's couch
Jun 20, 7:00 PM (ET)
NEWBURGH, N.Y. (AP) - Police say a New York man cut a hole in a woman's couch and hid in the carved-out space until she came home. Newburgh police said the woman sat on the couch Wednesday evening and felt a bump in the cushions move.
She jumped up and David Joe Limones emerged from his hiding place, knocking a cell phone out of her hand.
The woman was on the phone with a friend when she entered her apartment because she had filed an earlier complaint against Limones and was worried he might be there. Police said she had asked the friend to stay on the line and call police if something went wrong.
When officers arrived, they found Limones and the 22-year-old woman arguing on the apartment's balcony.
Limones, 27, faces burglary and other charges. He is being held on $20,000 bail.
County officials, including those at the public defenders office and the sheriff's department, were unable to provide the name of Limones' lawyer.
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6/20/2008, 9:32 pm
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I bet it hurt.
RIP.
NHRA's Scott Kalitta Killed in Crash
Jun 21, 10:25 PM (ET)
ENGLISHTOWN, N.J. (AP) -Scott Kalitta died Saturday when his Funny Car burst into flames and crashed at the end of the track during the final round of qualifying for the Lucas Oil NHRA SuperNationals at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park.
The NHRA said the 46-year-old Kalitta - the 1994 and 1995 Top Fuel season champion who had 18 career victories, 17 in Top Fuel and one in Funny Car - was taken to the Old Bridge division of Raritan Bay Medical Center, where he died a short time later.
Kalitta's Toyota Solara was traveling at about 300 mph when it burst into flames.
The Palmetto, Fla., resident started his career at Old Bridge Township Raceway Park in 1982. His father, Connie Kalitta, was a longtime driver and team owner known as "The Bounty Hunter," and his cousin, Doug Kalitta, also drives competitively.
"We are deeply saddened and want to pass along our sincere condolences to the entire Kalitta family," the NHRA said in a statement. "Scott shared the same passion for drag racing as his legendary father, Connie. He also shared the same desire to win, becoming a two-time series world champion. He left the sport for a period of time, to devote more time to his family, only to be driven to return to the drag strip to regain his championship form. ... He will be truly missed by the entire NHRA community."
Kalitta had most of his racing success in Top Fuel, highlighted by his series titles in 1994 and 1995. He retired from racing in 1997, sitting out most of two seasons before returning for a 10-race campaign in 1999. He sat out three more seasons following that brief stint and then returned again in 2003, joining cousin Doug as a second driver for the family's two Top Fuel dragsters.
Kalitta started his pro career in Top Fuel in 1982, running limited events for four seasons before moving to Funny Car in 1986 for his first full season of competition. He returned to that category full-time in 2006.
One of only 14 drivers in NHRA history to win in both premier nitro categories, Kalitta's last victory came in Chicago in 2005 in Top Fuel. He had a runner-up finish two weeks ago in Chicago, his 36th career NHRA final-round appearance.
He's survived by his father, wife Kathy and sons Corey, 14, and Colin, 8.
NASCAR Nationwide Series driver Brad Keselowski - a native of Rochester Hills, Mich., about 20 miles away from Kalitta's hometown of Mount Clemens - learned the news from a television report.
"That really hits close to home," Keselowski said after winning the pole position for Saturday night's race at the Milwaukee Mile in West Allis, Wis. "(He was) a friend of my family's, and I send my thoughts and prayers out to him. That's tough to hear."
Last year, Funny Car driver Eric Medlen died after an accident in a testing session at Gainesville, Fla.
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6/22/2008, 8:45 am
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PETALUMA, Calif. (AP) - Gus the dog has three legs, one eye and no hair, except for a white tuft on the top of his head. He's a real winner.
The pedigree Chinese crested won the World's Ugliest Dog contest on Saturday at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Northern California.
His owner, Jeanenne Teed, brought Gus all the way from St. Petersburg, Fla., to compete for the dubious distinction
After the excitement of the moment, Teed characterized her dog's reaction: "Well, I think right now he's ready for a nap."
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6/23/2008, 7:43 am
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Atta girl:
Sports bra saves US hiker in German Alps
Jun 23, 3:44 PM (ET)
BERLIN (AP) - An American hiker stranded in the Bavarian Alps for nearly three days was rescued after using her sports bra as a signal, police in southern Germany said Monday.
Berchtesgaden police officer Lorenz Rasp said that he helped lift 24-year-old Jessica Bruinsma of Colorado state to safety by helicopter on Thursday after she attracted the attention of lumberjacks by attaching her sports bra to a cable used to move timber down the mountain.
"She's a very smart girl, and she acted very resourcefully," said Rasp. "She kept her shirt and jacket for warmth, but thought the sports bra could work as a signal."
An Alpine rescue team, including five helicopters and 80 emergency workers, had been searching for Bruinsma since she went missing June 16 after losing her way in bad weather while hiking with a friend near the Austrian border.
She fell 16.4 feet (five meters) to a rocky overhang, where she spent the next 70 hours on the narrow ledge, sustained by water that she found by breaking into a supply box on the ledge.
She badly bruised a leg and dislocated a shoulder in the fall, and the cliff was too isolated for her to climb free, Rasp said.
Rasp said the cable was only within reach because the timber transport system was out of service. When a repairman restored the line on Thursday, the cable car started moving up the mountain and Bruinsma's bra reached the worker at the base. He knew of the missing hiker and immediately called police.
Rasp said his team followed the cable line up the cliffside in a helicopter and found Bruinsma standing on the ledge, waving with her good arm. After circling once, they lowered a winch to Bruinsma and lifted her aboard.
"She did so well because she is in very good shape," Rasp said. "She has been training for a marathon - her goal is to finish in 3 hours and 10 minutes."
Bruinsma told Rasp that she has scrapped plans to stay in Berchtesgaden to learn German and plans to return home to Colorado Springs with her parents. He said she still plans to run the marathon, if she recovers in time to keep training.
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Neb. man accused of firing crossbow at neighbor over dog breed argument
Jun 23, 3:46 PM (ET)
LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) - Lincoln police arrest a 49-year-old man accused of firing a crossbow at his neighbor. Officer Katie Flood said the man got into an argument with his 25-year-old neighbor about the breed of the neighbor's dog Saturday evening. The owner said the dog was a pit bull, but older man said it was a Labrador.
After the argument, police say the older man went into his apartment and returned with a black crossbow.
Officers said the man shot the crossbow when his neighbor tried to extend his hand to apologize.
Police were called, and the man was arrested on suspicion of making terroristic threats and other violations.
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if so, then if she had taken her panties off too and used them for the signal-- she could have shaved two-three days off the rescue waiting time.
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6/23/2008, 7:34 pm
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