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Nine Buck
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Re: The random krap and bizarre pics thread
"Meh, Van Damme can do it better," said the guy who was missing the point.
USA ! USA!
Elyse, I think Jarret knows. We should be careful. Love, Travis.
Nothing's sadder than the fat kid eating lunch by himself in the cafeteria.
And some more for the Hot chicks with douchebags files:
"Cocaine. Chics dig it."
 
one to cleanse the palate:
"Yeah, all you guys are here in the stands because you are really into watching my actual game play, uh huh sure...
ok let's see what "shot" you take a picture of first-- my backhand or..."
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Nine Buck
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he's going with captions now! fix the palet clenser. nice work.
Fixed. I even captioned the first douchebag picture for ya.
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Nice work, Nine! Nothing says douchebaggery like popped collars, and I saw plenty in those pics. Some of those chicks though? Ugh. The douchebags can have 'em
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Re: The random krap and bizarre pics thread
****ing stupid DODGER FANS
jeebus facking kryst.
Let's review the timeline:
--1976: Couple appropriates chimp and begins three decades of subjecting him to "Clockwork Banana".
-- Chimp is forced to live like a human animal. Has to eat with silverware. Has to **** in a little porcelain bowl full of water. Has to wear little suits and attend weddings. Has to sleep in a bed and be part of an " interspecies three way", while being sodomized by a fat man and forced to do unspeakable things to an ugly human female for THIRTY very, very long years.
When not being sodomized, is forced to watch Wheel of Fortune, re-runs of I love Lucy and every single " Planet of the Apes Movie" (which inspires him to formulate his plan)
--Chimp , via watching TV realizes that there IS a better world waiting for him out there, so he puts escape plan into action
--Bites off stupid LA poodle *****'s finger and mauls one of "LA's finest".
-- gets put in animal prison, where he meets fellow prisoner chimps and regales them with tales of the horror that he has been through.
--Chimps agree to kill the fat man next time they see him
--Fat man shows up, enraging Chimp due to lack of hacksaw in Birthday cake.
--While distracting fat man, Chimp signals his buddies to attack.
--Other chimps jump fat man, chew off his face, including his entire nose, and eyelids, rip off his nutsack and eat his ass, foot and parts of his legs.
--Chimps are martyred.
-- Clockwork Banana chimp survivor, bides his time, finally escaping to the forest, where, in blissful ecstasy, he jacks himself with Heroin and nods off while helicopters look for the Iceman Chimp.
GO PAPILLON THE CHIMP!
Note to St James Davis---
Get a clue--Forget about "Hannibal Cheetah Lector" your Chimp--- and realize that he, like all chimps that chew your off your balls,nose, feet and ass --and eat your body parts, just doesn't like being ****ed with by you.
Second note to St James----your facking wife already looks like a chimp, and you now have a VAGINA for a nose---so get over the whole "gotta have a real chimp in the bed" thing while you still have your ****, assuming you even do still have one!
****ing idiots!
 
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Domesticated chimp is missing in California forest
Jul 1, 6:48 AM (ET)
By CHRISTINA HOAG
LOS ANGELES (AP) - A 42-year-old chimpanzee who is toilet-trained and can eat with a knife and fork is believed to be at large in a Southern California forest after escaping his cage.
The chimp called Moe disappeared Friday from Jungle Exotics, which trains animals for the entertainment industry. The chimp wandered into a house next door, surprising construction workers who saw him head for a nearby mountain.
A weekend search in the San Bernardino National Forest 50 miles east of Los Angeles came up empty.
"I yelled his name out for hours, for hours, with no one else around. Nothing. Not even a hoot," said LaDonna Davis, who owns Moe with husband St. James Davis.
The Davises, who raised Moe in suburban West Covina for more than three decades, contracted a helicopter to fly over the forest Saturday and Sunday, hoping the noise would flush Moe out of hiding, said Mike McCasland, who's serving as the couple's spokesman. "That's the one thing that does spook him," he said.
"We think he may be hunkered down near a water source," said McCasland. "We think he's in a contained area a quarter-mile away but he's probably disoriented and the brush is extremely heavy."
Searchers also were making noise and calling Moe's name as they scoured the forest. "His survival instincts would probably kick in, even though he's been in captivity for a long time," McCasland said.
San Bernardino County officials were not involved in the search because the chimp did not pose an immediate threat to public safety, but Moe's escape will be investigated, said Brian Cronin, chief of the county's Department of Animal Control and Care Services.
"It's our impression that this was just an error," he said. "Jungle Exotics has always had exemplary ratings."
State Department of Fish and Game officials were investigating whether there was any violation of the facility's permit, said spokesman Steve Martarano.
St. James Davis brought Moe home from Tanzania in 1967 after the baby primate lost his mother to poachers. He and his wife treated Moe as their surrogate son, toilet-training him, teaching him to eat with a knife and fork letting him sleep in their bed and watch TV.
But local authorities didn't view Moe in the same light. For years, the Davises waged a legal battle to keep Moe in their home.
They finally lost in 1999 when Moe bit part of a woman's finger off when she inserted her hand in his cage. The Davises said he mistook her red-painted fingernail for his favorite licorice. The incident also came after Moe mauled a police officer's hand.
Over the Davises' protests, Moe was taken to an animal sanctuary. But in 2005, when they took a cake to celebrate Moe's birthday with him, the couple was viciously attacked by two other chimpanzees who had escaped their cages.
The chimps nearly killed St. James Davis, chewing off his nose, testicles and foot and biting off chunks of his buttocks and legs, before the sanctuary owner shot the animals to death.
Moe was transferred to Jungle Exotics, where the Davises built him a state-of-the-art cage, McCasland said.
"He's a very personable, sweet, nice chimp," McCasland said. "He's not going to be aggressive unless he's provoked."
The couple, who have no children, broke down in tears at a press conference in Los Angeles.
"What am I going to do?" sobbed LaDonna Davis.
"He meant the world to us," said St. James Davis. "He was the best man at my wedding."
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St. James comparison Pics.
Before-- and after-- being a monkey snack:
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Re: The random krap and bizarre pics thread
Great.. just what we need...a wannabe Zodiac killer.
Full article
Letter writer boasts of killing pregnant soldier
By MIKE BAKER
Associated Press Writer
This undated photo, supplied by the U.S. Army, shows Spc. Megan Lynn Touma, 23, whose body was found Saturday morning, June 21, 2008, in a Fayetteville, N.C., motel room. Authorities are investigating the death of Touma who was seven months pregnant after her body was found at the motel. The Fayetteville Police Department called the death suspicious.
FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. -- A pregnant soldier lay dead in the bathtub. Reportedly scrawled on the motel-room mirror in lipstick was a crosshair design - the same symbol contained in a letter that arrived at the local newspaper four days later.
"The following is to inform that I am responsible for the dead body," the typewritten letter read. "It was a master piece. I confess, that I have killed many times before in several states, but now I will start using my role-model's signature. There will be many more to come."
At the bottom was the same circle-and-cross drawing used a generation ago by San Francisco's infamous Zodiac Killer.
Detectives in the Touma case said the letter may, in fact, have come from the killer. The writing on the mirror was not public knowledge until The Fayetteville Observer published that detail over the weekend along with the contents of the letter. But investigators do not believe the author's claim to be a serial killer.
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The random krap and bizarre pics thread
http://letmepreach.blogspot.com/2007/10/you-are-****tard-chris-crocker.html
I believe this is either supraman or tylerwalker4cyyoung
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