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The random krap and bizarre pics thread
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Nine Buck
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What's bizarre about this is that C-Span has not discovered the magic of tape delay.
"My name is Balzac Teabagger from Pakistan ..."
that was great ! thanks.
7/23/2008, 12:50 pm
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Certainly not the best ever, but I still like this prank phone call:
Kerpal
and this one isn't bad either:
Blond, Future MILF
7/23/2008, 1:04 pm
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sad news. had to wipe my hard drive clean. my buddy who is an it manager was helping me. we backed up everything. i told him to also back up my pictures. he said he did. today, picture library gone forever. feels like someone burt my house down.
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7/23/2008, 2:29 pm
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Sorry to hear about your hard drive, hed. That blows.
7/23/2008, 4:43 pm
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Slow news day., so...
"Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said.
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Judge: Girl's name, Talula Does The Hula, won't do
Jul 24, 6:25 AM (ET)
WELLINGTON, New Zealand (AP) - A family court judge in New Zealand has had enough with parents giving their children bizarre names here, and did something about it.
Just ask Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii. He had her renamed.
Judge Rob Murfitt made the 9-year-old girl a ward of the court so that her name could be changed, he said in a ruling made public Thursday. The girl was involved in a custody battle, he said.
The new name was not made public to protect the girl's privacy.
"The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child's parents have shown in choosing this name," he wrote. "It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily."
The girl had been so embarrassed at the name that she had never told her closest friends what it was. She told people to call her "K" instead, the girl's lawyer, Colleen MacLeod, told the court.
In his ruling, Murfitt cited a list of the unfortunate names.
Registration officials blocked some names, including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, he said. But others were allowed, including Number 16 Bus Shelter "and tragically, Violence," he said.
New Zealand law does not allow names that would cause offense to a reasonable person, among other conditions, said Brian Clarke, the registrar general of Births, Deaths and Marriages.
Clarke said officials usually talked to parents who proposed unusual names to convince them about the potential for embarrassment.
7/24/2008, 12:27 pm
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found a pretty funny fail site. some lowlights...
true story...this happened to us after a long night of kettle one sodas, we were waiting forever at this diner type place, for service. then she brought some sodas for the girls. then we waited another 20 minutes, then we got up and were leaving when the waitress chased us to the door asking for us to pay for the sodas. i told her, "**** off *****" and shoved her. i do not remember this part, aparently the girls were embarassed at my behavior...go figure.
jesus is watching me jerk the chicken? what a homo.
not exactly the best deterrant...
okay, how did chris angel and david blaine fit themselves inside a freezer box? those magicians sure are crafty.
this elephant was having second thoughts about continuing his friendship with ricard gere
this guy can't get anything right
supraman tries to sell the old acura...
i'd rather see a bottomless bikini contest...
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7/24/2008, 1:49 pm
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$9
more awesome stuff from your buddy
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7/24/2008, 2:35 pm
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"9 things I learned about the world according to anonymous stock photo models."
Take the time to read this.
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7/25/2008, 10:16 am
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"9 things I learned about the world according to anonymous stock photo models."
Take the time to read this.
haha, yea that is a good one. just wish maddox would post more these days. he's not going to be at our local "san diego international dork festival" this year. commic con is the biggest collection of geeks there is, it's legendary. i bet there were more hot chicks at the biosciences fair i went to with my buddy in april.
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7/25/2008, 10:54 am
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Re: The random krap and bizarre pics thread
A rehash of the some of the many, and oft heard man rules:
The Man Rules
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it
down.
3. Sunday sports--It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work.
Strong hints do not work.
Obvious hints do not work.
Just say it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
7. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 days.
9. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
10. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
11. You can either ask us to do something - Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
12. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
13. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
14. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. ! We have no idea what mauve is.
15. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
16. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
17. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, then expect an answer you don't want to hear.
18. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...
Really .
19. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball or Golf.
20. You have enough clothes.
21. You have too many shoes.
22. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
7/25/2008, 11:12 am
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