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Re: The random krap and bizarre pics thread
To my darling husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had today with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway.
Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari.
I am really sorry, but I know with your kindhearted personality you will forgive me.
You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart.
I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
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P.S. Your Girlfriend Called this morning.
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9/2/2008, 10:11 am
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Here's a photo of the New Nike GREENS we've been hearing about
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9/5/2008, 8:02 am
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Garfield County Sheriff Danny Perkins is not witty nor is he a humorous man.
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Black bear busts secret Utah pot farm
Sep 5, 7:04 AM (ET)
PANGUITCH, Utah (AP) - One Utah community is cheering a special bear - but don't call him Smokey.
Investigators say a large black bear raided a clandestine marijuana growing operation so often that it chased the grower away.
"This bear is definitely law-enforcement minded," said Garfield County Sheriff Danny Perkins. "If I can find this bear I'm going to deputize him."
Deputies found food containers ripped apart and strewn everywhere, cans with bear teeth marks, claw marks and bear prints across the Garfield County camp on Tuesday.
Perkins said the operation on Boulder Mountain included 4,000 "starter" sacks of pot and 888 young plants.
"This particular bear apparently was not going to give up and basically chased these marijuana farmers away," Perkins said. "Our county is so tough on drugs that even the wildlife are getting in on the action."
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9/5/2008, 8:54 am
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Seems like a perfectly reasonable explanation to me.
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Police: Man blames bad driving on spilled beer
Sep 9, 6:22 PM (ET)
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. (AP) - A man with four previous drunken driving convictions who was stopped for weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 40 was ready with an excuse for his poor driving: his passenger spilled his beer.
Not surprisingly, the man was arrested just before midnight Saturday, said state police officer Kurtis Ward, who said he initially thought the driver was joking.
"He was so matter of fact about it, like it wasn't a big deal," Ward said.
The 31-year-old man was allegedly too drunk to perform field sobriety tests and was arrested on aggravated drunken driving charges, court records said.
Ward found four opened bottles of beer in the car, court records showed.
It was the man's sixth DWI arrest. He had been found guilty of four of five previous drunken driving charges and has paid $1,750 in fines, the DWI Resource Center said.
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9/9/2008, 6:02 pm
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"Ok kids, here is the deal-- someone has been ****ting on the toilet seats, and that's not cool because we don't want kids to have to deal with seeing stuff like that. Therefore, I have **** and pissed in a bag and am now going to make all of you handle the bag and look inside of it so you can see my **** and piss.
THAT should solve the issue of the **** and piss of one person-- being seen and dealt with by all the other kids."
what an idiot.
Principal regrets making students view excrement
Sep 10, 3:54 PM (ET)
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) - A Colorado Springs elementary school principal has apologized for making students look inside a bag of human feces and urine.
Peyton Elementary Principal Michael Auclaire said he wanted to make a point to the students because someone had been leaving human waste on the floor and toilet seats in a girl's lavatory.
Some parents complained Auclaire's actions were inappropriate and created a health risk.
Auclaire said he has apologized in person to the students and by letter to their parents. He said he realized it was "not the best thing to do."
Auclaire said the students were given janitorial gloves to wear before holding the bag and were told to wash their hands afterward.
The incident took place Monday and Auclaire apologized Tuesday.
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9/10/2008, 1:23 pm
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Biker dies after high-speed getaway
CORNING — A man died Wednesday night after smashing his speed bike into a guard rail on Interstate 5 following a high-speed getaway from the California Highway Patrol.
The man’s name was not immediately available.
A CHP officer used radar to clock the motorcyclist at 97 mph on Interstate 5 at about 9 p.m., said CHP Officer Rob Gardner. The motorcyclist was headed south on I-5 just north of Corning.
When the officer attempted to pull the biker over he accelerated to 145 mph, Gardner said. Gardner ended his pursuit just north of Willows.
About 11 miles south of there the motorcyclist lost control of his bike and struck a guard rail, suffering fatal injuries in the crash, Gardner said.
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9/11/2008, 7:49 pm
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'Bout fackin time they jazzed up the wine and bread deal. Now tehed will attend.
(CBS/ AP) A Catholic priest on the University of Illinois campus has been charged with selling cocaine from his church office and rectory.
The Reverend Christopher Layden pleaded not guilty Thursday to two counts of delivery of less than 1 gram of cocaine within 1,000 feet of a church and one count of possession with intent to deliver 1 to 15 grams of cocaine near a church.
The 33-year-old was arrested Wednesday at St. John's Catholic Newman Center after investigators found 3 grams of cocaine and drug paraphernalia while searching his home and office. His bond was set at $50,000.
The arrest followed a two-week police investigation of local drug sales, according to CBS affiliate WMDB-TV in Peoria.
The Catholic Diocese of Peoria says it has suspended Layden.
His attorney, Mark D. Lipton, did not immediately respond to an after hours message seeking comment.
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Boy, dad, both lay some pipe:
Dad chases nude boy from daughter's room with pipe
Sep 12, 11:39 AM (ET)
DELTONA, Fla. (AP) - An angry Deltona father whacked his teenage daughter's boyfriend with a metal pipe after finding the boy naked in his daughter's room. Authorities say the father, 45, didn't even know his daughter had a boyfriend or that the youngster had been sneaking into the home for more than a year.
When he heard noises coming from his daughter's bedroom Thursday morning and saw a stranger standing naked on the girl's bed, he swung a metal pipe. He then chased the teen out the front door and called police.
The boy was taken to the hospital where doctors closed a head wound with staples.
The father was charged with aggravated battery on a child and bonded out on $10,000.
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9/12/2008, 10:38 am
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Psycho, Not-MILF cheerleader, for FSS and teh hed:
(sorry, no bikini pic-- but what a babe!)
That fackin' school should be fined for having SUCH an ugly squad-- that even this fugly, old psycho ***** qualified.
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Mom allegedly uses daughter's ID to be cheerleader
Sep 13, 12:18 AM (ET)
GREEN BAY, Wis. (AP) - A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter's identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman.
Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown's mother.
According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn't have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she'd missed.
Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader's locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach's house.
The $134.50 check Brown gave to the cheerleading coach for her uniform bounced, the complaint said.
A high school employee, Kim Demeny, told authorities that the woman, posing as the teen, seemed very timid. Demeny said she told her she was not good at math and even cried when she talked about moving from Pahrump Valley High School in Nevada. Demeny said she looked older than a student but had the demeanor of a high school girl.
A school liaison officer started investigating after Brown only attended the first day of classes last week, the complaint said.
Assistant Principal Dirk Ribbins later learned Brown's daughter was enrolled at Pahrump Valley High School. Ribbins also spoke with Brown's mother, who told him she had custody of the girl. She said Brown has a history of identity theft crimes, the complaint said.
Brown made her first court appearance Friday by video conference. The judge set bond at $8,000.
If convicted, she could face up to six years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
There was no attorney listed in Brown's online court records. Her home number could not be found.
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9/13/2008, 10:06 am
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9$-
All your funny stories are from out of the area. Here's one from the next town south.
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Naked man arrested after police discover wreck
ANDERSON — Police were called out to Balls Ferry Road and Stingy Lane late last night after someone called in to report a traffic accident.
Officers arrived to the area at about 12:30 a.m. this morning and found that a vehicle had plowed through a chain link fence and struck a large oak tree, a report from Anderson Police says.
The vehicle was empty, but officers quickly found one man nearby, who they believe was a passenger, with injuries to his face and stomach, the report says. He was taken to Mercy Medical Center in Redding.
Investigating, officers found a name of a man they believe was driving the vehicle and drove to his house, the report says. Upon arriving, officers saw a man flee from the back of the house and run off into the neighborhood.
The officers ran after him, chasing him over fences and through the Anderson Cottonwood Irrigation District canal, the report says. Running onto Lori Court, officers discovered the man naked, hiding in a rosebush in the front yard of a nearby home.
Officers arrested Bub Bamford, 25, of Anderson, on suspcision of felony driving under the influence, felony hit and run and parole violation. He was booked into the Shasta County Jail.
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9/13/2008, 4:46 pm
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ButtNekkid Bub Bamford crashes car?
classic, but now he should change his name to Bum BamFord
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9/13/2008, 5:39 pm
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