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Wow - I'll have to remember that next time I'm called in for jury duty!
why wait? Seems like a good way to get out of just about anything.
Bored in Church? Slap the monkey.
Don't want to attend great Aunt's funeral? Choke the chicken.
Tired of that long bank line? Peel the carrot.
Work meeting holding you up from getting to the game? Just do the Roman Helmet Rhumba.
Clearly, that juror is a jeenieyous.
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The random krap and bizarre pics thread
Unfortunately, that doesn't always work :
Man charged with exposing himself to toll worker
Wed Oct 22, 8:53 pm ET
SANFORD, Fla. – Authorities say an man driving through a toll plaza exposed himself to a toll worker on two separate occasions. Seminole County deputies said a 39-year-old man was arrested at his home Tuesday morning.
A woman working at the Lake Jesup toll plaza on State Road 417 called the sheriff's office last week to report that a motorist had not been wearing pants when she went to hand him his change. She told deputies the same thing had happened about a week earlier.
The man was charged with two counts of exposure of sexual organs and was later released on $5,000 bail.
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10/23/2008, 12:35 pm
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People say "**** You? **** ME !!" to contest :
No takers for contest that requires abstinence
ATLANTA – A contest that would pay $10,000 to an engaged couple, as long as they abstain from premarital sex, hasn't gotten any takers. The deadline for the Marriage for a Lifetime contest is Oct. 31. The prize includes free flowers, invitations and other wedding treats.
So far, organizer Phillippia Faust hasn't gotten any entries.
She said, "In our society it's going to be hard to find" a couple that hasn't had premarital sex.
Faust has orchestrated mock weddings and other pro-marriage activities through her Marriage Appreciation Training Uplifting Relationship Education program, a nonprofit that isn't church-affiliated. The program is implemented through Rockdale Medical Center.
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10/23/2008, 12:38 pm
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Nine Buck
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check this out, you can track anyone by putting in their cell phone number and see where they are at, and to some extent, you can figure out what they are doing.
Put your daughters number in there, or your wife's.
I put in a family member's number in and was pretty surprised where I found them.
I thought they were at work.
Track a partner
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10/23/2008, 1:07 pm
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check this out, you can track anyone by putting in their cell phone number and see where they are at, and to some extent, you can figure out what they are doing.
Put your daughters number in there, or your wife's.
I put in a family member's number in and was pretty surprised where I found them.
I thought they were at work.
Track a partner
Wow ... and I thought I was at work?
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10/23/2008, 1:09 pm
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Nine Buck
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quote:
Nine Buck wrote:
check this out, you can track anyone by putting in their cell phone number and see where they are at, and to some extent, you can figure out what they are doing.
Put your daughters number in there, or your wife's.
I put in a family member's number in and was pretty surprised where I found them.
I thought they were at work.
Track a partner
Wow ... and I thought I was at work?
Yep, pretty scary stuff.
As it turns out, Big Brother really is watching us.
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10/23/2008, 1:17 pm
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Funny spoof on that whole "I bought wii fit for my gf to watch her shake her ass in tight shorts"
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10/23/2008, 2:06 pm
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Not bad, Thanks.
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10/23/2008, 2:30 pm
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I stumbled across this again today, for maybe the 5th time. It *still* makes me laugh every time I listen to it. In case y'all haven't heard it (or want to laugh again) here's the link .
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI
(Tom Mabe f*cks with tele-marketer who called him.)
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10/23/2008, 2:41 pm
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