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Wii Girls
Awesome.
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11/7/2008, 4:10 pm
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Wii Girls
And I found these "wii girls" videos much more captivating.
Warning !! NSFW !!
And don't bother clicking on these links if you don't like watching topless babes all oiled up and playing various wii games. Both links have the same videos, I expect one to not work at some point in the not-so-distant future.
http://www.nuts.co.uk/video/topless-wii
http://www.researchitforme.com/toplesswii/
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11/7/2008, 4:12 pm
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Marco
your links are great!
I've been enjoying all of them going back a few pages over the last day or so.
Here is one, linked below, that may or may not strike you as funny.
It's pretty old but anyway here is the background as best as I can recall it when I read about it on another website a year or two ago:
Basically, some shut-in mom, who "ran a guild" full of geeky teenagers (including her son) apparently pissed someone off, so that individual set up a repeating random set of Duke Nuke 'Em sayings/utterances that would cue automatically and respond to her-- and do so every time she spoke on her "channel" in one of those live internet radio- function- like chats.
Apparently she was/is SO fackin' stupid that she either never figured out that it was an "auto--reply recording"--- or she just hoped that the person would stop if she freaked out LOUDLY enough, and severely enough. It sounds like she started to have a nervous breakdown at the end of it.
She, of course, could have EASILY just switched channels, but NO... she decided that she wanted to "establish her 'authority' via the internet".
(great idea...)
What a dumb and deserving *****:
Link
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11/7/2008, 5:02 pm
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Sarah Palin Family Meeting
http://www.ravenstake.com/?Show=Sketches&Episode=Sarah-Palin-Family-Meeting
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11/8/2008, 9:55 am
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Cash found in Ohio house's walls becomes nightmare
Nov 8, 11:16 PM (ET)
By JOE MILICIA
CLEVELAND (AP) - A contractor who found $182,000 in Depression-era currency hidden in a bathroom wall has ended up with only a few thousand dollars, but he feels some vindication.
The windfall discovery amounted to little more than grief for contractor Bob Kitts, who couldn't agree on how to split the money with homeowner Amanda Reece.
It didn't help Reece much, either. She testified in a deposition that she was considering bankruptcy and that a bank recently foreclosed on one of her properties.
And 21 descendants of Patrick Dunne - the wealthy businessman who stashed the money that was minted in a time of bank collapses and joblessness - will each get a mere fraction of the find.
"If these two individuals had sat down and resolved their disputes and divided the money, the heirs would have had no knowledge of it," said attorney Gid Marcinkevicius, who represents the Dunne estate. "Because they were not able to sit down and divide it in a rational way, they both lost."
Kitts was tearing the bathroom walls out of an 83-year-old home near Lake Erie in 2006 when he discovered two green metal lockboxes suspended inside a wall below the medicine chest, hanging from a wire. Inside were white envelopes with the return address for "P. Dunne News Agency."
"I ripped the corner off of one," Kitts said during a deposition in a lawsuit filed by Dunne's estate. "I saw a 50 and got a little dizzy."
He called Reece, a former high school classmate who had hired him for a remodeling project.
They counted the cash and posed for photographs, both grinning like lottery jackpot winners.
But how to share? She offered 10 percent. He wanted 40 percent. From there things went sour.
A month after The Plain Dealer reported on the case in December 2007, Dunne's estate got involved, suing for the right to the money.
By then there was little left to claim.
Reece testified in a deposition that she spent about $14,000 on a trip to Hawaii and had sold some of the rare late 1920s bills. She said about $60,000 was stolen from a shoe box in her closet but testified that she never reported the theft to police.
Kitts said Reece accused him of stealing the money and began leaving him threatening phone messages. Marcinkevicius doesn't believe the money was stolen but said he couldn't prove otherwise.
Reece's phone number has been disconnected, and her attorney Robert Lazzaro did not return a call seeking comment. There were no court records showing that Reece had filed for bankruptcy.
Kitts said he lost a lot of business because media reports on the case portrayed him as greedy, but he feels vindicated by the court's decision to give him a share.
"I was not the bad guy that everybody made me out to be," Kitts said. "I didn't do anything wrong."
He's often asked why he didn't keep his mouth shut and pocket the money. He says he wasn't raised that way.
"It was a neat experience, something that won't happen again," Kitts said. "In that regard, it was pretty fascinating; seeing that amount of money in front of you was breathtaking. In that regard, I don't regret it.
"The threats and all - that's the part that makes you wish it never happened."
House:
Contractor:
(No pic of lying ***** and former classmate who claimed 60 grand was stolen --- (that she "carefully secured" in her closet...) --- then after making it disappear herself-- blamed the very guy who was too honest to steal it all to begin with.)
Personally I would have gladly settled for ten percent if I had found it in someone else's house--- or had I been the homeowner who was asked for 40 percent-- I would have coughed up an offer of 20 percent while pointing out to the contractor that it would be stupid to go to court over it.
But alas, the stupid contractor held out for 40 percent and the greedy ***** held out for ten percent-- and thus mutual greed screwed them both.
Needless to say- both were idiots for letting the find become public knowledge, period.
Finds like those should be split quick and kept quiet.
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11/8/2008, 10:55 pm
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Re: The random krap and bizarre pics thread
Here's a *****in slo-mo video of lightning.
Cue the heavy metal bands!
http://tiny.cc/C0l8V
The link to this video from TinyURL loaded slowly for me. If so, click the direct link.
RF
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11/9/2008, 6:41 am
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Re: The random krap and bizarre pics thread
Forget about Jesus in a pancake.
It's Buddha's turn to "miraculously" show up:
Cambodian Buddhists abuzz about Buddha hive
Nov 12, 3:16 PM (ET)
ROCHESTER, Minn. (AP) - The Cambodian Buddhist community in Rochester is abuzz over what they believe is a miracle: a wasp nest in the shape of a seated Buddha built in the eaves of their temple. The nest was spotted last week. Elder members of the community say they have never seen an apparition of the Buddha in their lifetimes.
Seventy-year-old Voeun Sor of Rochester says the hive shows the Buddha is trying to tell everybody to seek peace in their lives.
Robert Jeanne is an entomology professor at the University of Wisconsin-Madison. He says the Buddha-shaped hive could actually be four different nests formed over a couple of years. He says if someone wants to read miracles into that, that's their privilege.
Moeun Ngop is a 76-year-old monk. He has a more mystical take. He says the insects are trying to communicate Buddha's message.
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Shortly after communicating their message of peace, 167 wasps stung the **** out of the monks.
(just kidding--However, Buddha WAS spotted in Pontiac, Michigan delivering a message of Peace to a group of Grey Panthers)
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11/12/2008, 12:51 pm
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What follows is NOT news - it's a humorous article from
The Onion .
International Con Man Barack Obama Leaves U.S. With $85 Million In Campaign Fundraising
CHICAGO— In a devastating blow to millions of unsuspecting Americans, newly elected president and international con man Barack Obama fled the country Wednesday with nearly $85 million in campaign funds.
According to FBI investigators, Obama's sudden disappearance was discovered at 6:15 p.m. when the former Illinois senator failed to arrive at a gala event in Lincoln Square, prompting several aides to rush back to his campaign headquarters. At 6:23 p.m., flight logs at O'Hare International Airport confirmed that two passengers, a male carrying two silver briefcases and dressed in a perfectly tailored Brioni tuxedo, and an African-American female wearing a fur coat and speaking in a thick Russian accent, were seen boarding a private plane.
Click to read the note left behind by Obama, in which he claims the American public "never stood a chance."
Obama's campaign office, sources said, was completely vacant aside from a discarded Abraham Lincoln portrait, behind which was an emptied safe that his aides claimed never to have seen before.
In addition, three unconscious Secret Service agents were discovered at the scene, along with two lit cigarettes still burning in an ashtray, and Obama's daughters, who authorities now believe were taken from an Alabama foster home six years ago.
The only item found inside the metal safe was a letter, handwritten with a fountain pen and titled "An Explanation, My Dears."
"To my tender little pawns, the all-too-trusting people of America," said FBI lead investigator Ray Hilland, quoting the letter at a press conference Wednesday. "If you are reading this, then I have already left your silly country in my private jet, and am right now sipping fine champagne with my lovely associate, a woman you have come to know as 'Michelle.'"
"I assure you, this was the most pleasurable and fulfilling con I have ever pulled off," the note continued. "Not since the Moroccan elections in 1984 have I taken so much joy in raising, and then crushing, the hopes and dreams of so many pathetic, disenfranchised, and downtrodden people."
"It's been an absolute delight doing business with you. Rest assured, your generous contributions will be well spent," the note concluded. "Fondly yours, Ψ."
After initiating a further search of his campaign office, officials found more than two dozen counterfeit passports inside Obama's desk drawer. Authorities suspect that this is not the first time that the man who inspired millions has preyed upon a leadership-starved country, raised a record amount of money by running for office, and then vanished without a trace.
"This explains Portugal in '86, Finland in '94, and Greece in '90," CIA director Michael Hayden said. "He used the same faultless cover in those elections as he did here—a dead mother, a runaway father, a grandfather who fought in Patton's or Järnefelt's or Papdopoulous' army, and his signature calling card: change."
Multiple translations of Obama's books Dreams From My Father and The Audacity Of Hope were also discovered at the scene, each seemingly authored by a different world leader, including former Malaysian president Mohamad Mahathir, former Belgian prime minister Jean-Luc Dehaene, and the 14th Dalai Lama.
Of particular interest were the titles Les Rêves De Mon Père and L'audace D'espére, both of which feature a cover photo of French president Nicolas Sarkozy, a man Paris officials claim hasn't been seen or heard from in nearly eight months.
According to investigators, it appears that over the past 15 years, Obama has been elected president or prime minister in nearly 45 countries, many of them African. Officials estimate that since 1983 Obama has amassed more than $2.3 billion in stolen campaign financing.
"He's good, real good," Hayden said. "Sometimes he'll have three campaigns going on at once. Recently uncovered video of him in Bangladesh, Ukraine, and Italy in 1989 shows him shifting seamlessly between three languages. And no matter what dialect he speaks, he speaks it passionately. He also abides by a flawless formula: a desperate country, plus hope, plus the promise of a bold new tomorrow equals big bucks."
"Hell, even I donated the $2,400 to his campaign," he added.
Obama's closest aides, including head campaign strategist David Axelrod, admitted that they never once suspected their candidate was anyone other than who he claimed to be. Nevertheless, Axelrod said that the recent revelation did explain why he once overheard Michelle Obama tell her husband that "the time had come for their coup de grâce."
"He completely suckered me," said a visibly dejected vice president-elect Joe Biden, who estimated that he raised over $10 million for Obama. "I trusted him. Change, 'Yes We Can,' a new kind of politics, bringing the nation together, valuing an open dialogue about the issues—I trusted all of it."
Added Biden, "I should have known it was too good to be true."
Everyday Americans, whom Obama referred to as "so many unwitting chess pieces in my elaborate game," also expressed shock Wednesday.
"I'm devastated," Pennsylvania resident and Obama donor Denise Bell told reporters. "I just hope he comes back soon so he can be our president."
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The onion directly ripped off a recent South Park episode for that one.
Only, in the SP episode, Obama, McCain, the hockey mom and Biden and Michelle all work together to pull a heist and at the last minute Obama decides not to get on the get-a-way jet, and run the Country instead.
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