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No. Umpire
67 Lance Barksdale
65 Ted Barrett
35 Wally Bell
54 CB Bucknor
48 Mark Carlson
38 Gary Cederstrom
56 Eric Cooper
13 Derryl Cousins
2 Jerry Crawford
25 Fieldin Culbreth
10 Phil Cuzzi
44 Kerwin Danley
37 Gary Darling
61 Bob Davidson
12 Gerry Davis
32 Dana DeMuth
63 Laz Diaz
16 Mike DiMuro
1 Bruce Drekman
88 Doug Eddings
50 Paul Emmel
57 Mike Everitt
49 Andy Fletcher
60 Marty Foster
53 Greg Gibson
9 Brian Gorman
20 Tom Hallion
55 Angel Hernandez
15 Ed Hickox
17 John Hirschbeck
29 Bill Hohn
34 Sam Holbrook
51 Marvin Hudson
58 Dan Iassogna
66 Jim Joyce
8 Jeff Kellogg
46 Ron Kulpa
24 Jerry Layne
72 Alfonso Marquez
30 Randy Marsh
36 Tim McClelland
41 Jerry Meals
14 Chuck Meriwether
26 Bill Miller
11 Ed Montague
96 Paul Nauert
45 Jeff Nelson
7 Brian O'Nora
39 Larry Poncino
59 Tony Randazzo
19 Ed Rapuano
23 Rick Reed --one vote for a robust rectal exam by a first-year intern for shrinking the strike zone to the size of Barney Fife's sphincter.
31 Mike Reilly
18 Charlie Reliford
77 Jim Reynolds
71 Brian Runge
43 Paul Schrieber
5 Dale Scott
95 Tim Timmons
4 Tim Tschida
27 Larry Vanover
47 Mark Wegner
52 Bill Welke
3 Tim Welke
21 Hunter Wendelstedt
22 Joe West
33 Mike Winters
78 Jim Wolf
 

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He hasn't umped the Giants yet, but Angel Hernandez always deserves to die a slow and painful death, preferably one where he is revived 6 or 7 times so it can be done repeatedly.
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He hasn't umped the Giants yet, but Angel Hernandez always deserves to die a slow and painful death, preferably one where he is revived 6 or 7 times so it can be done repeatedly.



I still have a strong dislike for him dating back to the horrible call against the Dodgers in '97. I believe it was Mark Lewis he called out for leaving early from third on a foul pop behind third. Bastage had his back to the play and didn't even see if Lewis had left early or not which subsequent replays proved he had not. That was the game where the Giants scored 6 or 7 runs in the top of the 9th to win. His continued crappy umpiring since has done nothing to lessen my deep dislike for the arrogant S.O.B.

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My personal Umpire Deathwish list:

1. Alfonso Marquez
2. Dan Iassogna
3. Laz Diaz
4. CB Bucknor

These guys fvck up more times than Britney, and not just Giants games. They're horrible excuses for ML Umps. Bring back "God", Doug Harvey!


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Rick Reed needs to be pounded by Jonathan Sanchez fastballs.
4/14/2008, 7:46 pm   
 
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Rick Reed needs to be pounded by Jonathan Sanchez fastballs.



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He hasn't umped the Giants yet, but Angel Hernandez always deserves to die a slow and painful death, preferably one where he is revived 6 or 7 times so it can be done repeatedly.



I still have a strong dislike for him dating back to the horrible call against the Dodgers in '97. I believe it was Mark Lewis he called out for leaving early from third on a foul pop behind third. Bastage had his back to the play and didn't even see if Lewis had left early or not which subsequent replays proved he had not. That was the game where the Giants scored 6 or 7 runs in the top of the 9th to win. His continued crappy umpiring since has done nothing to lessen my deep dislike for the arrogant S.O.B.



Rule #1 -- always watch the baseball.
Rule #2 -- If you didn't see the play, you cannot make an out call.

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He hasn't umped the Giants yet, but Angel Hernandez always deserves to die a slow and painful death, preferably one where he is revived 6 or 7 times so it can be done repeatedly.



I still have a strong dislike for him dating back to the horrible call against the Dodgers in '97. I believe it was Mark Lewis he called out for leaving early from third on a foul pop behind third. Bastage had his back to the play and didn't even see if Lewis had left early or not which subsequent replays proved he had not. That was the game where the Giants scored 6 or 7 runs in the top of the 9th to win. His continued crappy umpiring since has done nothing to lessen my deep dislike for the arrogant S.O.B.



Rule #1 -- always watch the baseball.
Rule #2 -- If you didn't see the play, you cannot make an out call.



Well sometimes the basics get lost amidst the arrogance and sukkitude of an umpire. It was pretty obvious on that call that Hernandez was too proud to admit he didn't see the whole play and then ask for help. Easy out call to make though when you have a stadium full of douchebags----errr-----dodgers fans on your side.

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Andy Fletcher - douche bag total utter douche bag!

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4/22/2008, 8:46 pm
 
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Gotta be the two assholes who can't see a ball ricochet off Reynolds glove...

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4/23/2008, 5:31 pm   
 




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