memo to bullpen to: tyler walker
from: thehed
re: **** you
your pitching is ****! lose some weight, get into shape and act like a professional athlete for **** sake. cry yourself to sleep tonight after a merciless soaps in socks 24 man beating. ****ing pussy.
that is all.
--- "in the early days all i hoped was to make a living out of what i did best. but, since there's no real market for masturbation i had to fall back on my bass playing abilities."
Re: memo to bullpen to: v. chulk
from: thehed
re: blowing the game like a cheap whore when she sees a $20.
you are lucky you have been good this year for the most part. listen, we all make mistakes, but don't ever ****ing do it again chulk. or else you will be sent to tyler walker's loney apartment handcuffed with duct tape over your mouth.
don't drink too much tonight, the giants might need you tomorrow...to not **** up. remember that.
--- "in the early days all i hoped was to make a living out of what i did best. but, since there's no real market for masturbation i had to fall back on my bass playing abilities."
This is what happens when Merkin goes down for the count
This is what happens when you **** a stranger in teh ass.
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Anytime I see "this is what happens when..." my mind goes to this special place.
Am I wrong?
Last edited by chefjuan, 5/15/2008, 8:16 pm
--- "We're not interested in prospects or people who are a year or two away. They're going to have to show their face and contribute next year." Brian Sabean 12/06/07. My lack of faith is warranted
memo to bullpen is walker and chulk that bad or is the bullpen tire? other cain and lincecum, none of the starters have really gone deep into the games. it seems the bullpen has been throwing a lot on innings lately.
is walker and chulk that bad or is the bullpen tire? other cain and lincecum, none of the starters have really gone deep into the games. it seems the bullpen has been throwing a lot on innings lately.
Dude, it's MAY. If the bullpen is tired already, the Giants are in serious trouble.
--- The designated hitter rule is like letting someone else take Wilt Chamberlain's free throws.