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OT: MJ dead
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losgigantes
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Unfortunately, unlike Grasshopper-- he couldn't Just Beat it.
Too soon?
Nah, not too soon. The title of this thread started as "Giants sign Michael Jackson to replace Rentaria at SS"
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6/25/2009, 2:45 pm
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OMG! I thought it was the esteemed beer critic Michael Jackson who died.
<runs for cover>
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6/25/2009, 2:46 pm
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Weirdest thing I learned : the names of his kids :
Jackson is survived by his three children, Prince Michael I, Paris and Prince Michael II.
I guess there're all better than "Moon Unit One"...
6/25/2009, 3:04 pm
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**Warning NSFW**
Sweet music video tribute
I guess you could even call it "touching".
6/25/2009, 4:08 pm
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Jokes have already started.
Possible Cause(s) of death-
1. Fatal toxic shock brought on by too much skin bleach.
2. He heard the news that Black was in.
3. Salmonella Tainted Jesus juice.
His last words: "Doctor, take me to the children's ward!"
There will be a garage sale at Neverland Ranch. The children's clothes will be 100% off.
Michael Jackson left instructions in his will that he is to be melted down and turned into a Sony Playstation after his death. That way all the kids can continue to play with him forever.
Paramedics confirm Michael Jackson's death. He was blowing bubbles when they arrived. The monkey is in stable condition.
Michael Jackson has canceled all his upcoming dates.
They were James (aged 9) and Thomas (aged 11).
However the good news is that The Jackson 5 are offering a 20% discount on their reunion!
Bubbles just lost his favorite banana.
6/25/2009, 4:23 pm
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What do Michael Jackson and Edgar Renteria have in common?
They wear gloves on one hand for no apparent reason.
(recycled, but still funny)
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6/25/2009, 4:25 pm
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6/25/2009, 4:51 pm
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He was a facking child molester.
6/25/2009, 5:18 pm
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He was a facking child molester.
=D
6/25/2009, 6:26 pm
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What do Michael Jackson and Edgar Renteria have in common?
They wear gloves on one hand for no apparent reason.
(recycled, but still funny)
Amazing that people haven't heard this yet, but just in case you haven't.....
What do MJ and Kmart have in common
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Little boy's pants, half off
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6/25/2009, 6:58 pm
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