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Pawrrifictreats

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Don't Tease Old Ladies

Defense Attorney:*
Will you please state your age?*

Little Old Lady:*
I am 86 years old.*

Defense Attorney:*
Will you tell us, in your own words,
what happened the night of April 1st?*

Little Old Lady:*
There I was, sitting there in my swing on
my front porch on a warm spring evening,
when a young man comes creeping up on
the porch and sat down beside me.*

Defense Attorney:*
Did you know him?*

Little Old Lady:*
No, but he sure was friendly.*

Defense Attorney:*
What happened after he sat down?*

Little Old Lady:*
He started to rub my thigh.*

Defense Attorney:*
Did you stop him?*

Little Old Lady:*
No, I didn't stop him.*

Defense Attorney:*
Why not?*

Little Old Lady:*
It felt good. Nobody had done that since
my Albert died some 30 years ago.*

Defense Attorney:*
What happened next?*

Little Old Lady:*
He began to rub my breasts.*

Defense Attorney:*
Did you stop him then?*

Little Old Lady:*
No, I did not stop him.*

Defense Attorney:*
Why not?*

Little Old Lady:*
His rubbing made me feel all alive and
excited. I haven't felt that good in years!*

Defense Attorney:*
What happened next?*

Little Old Lady:*
Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that
I just laid down and told him
"Take me, young man. Take me now!"*

Defense Attorney:*
Did he take you?*

Little Old Lady:*
Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!"

And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.

 
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Zonipa
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Re: Don't Tease Old Ladies

LMAO!! emoticon

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mamasmiracles3
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 emoticon Too funny! I love it!

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LMAO emoticon I'm almost there...too funny


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