Pawrrifictreats
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Phone Call
Phone Call
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins
to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up .The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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mamasmiracles3
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Re: Phone Call
Glad she aint my wife!
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5/8/2008, 5:22 pm
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Zonipa
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Re: Phone Call
lol
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5/8/2008, 8:52 pm
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Ishkabibble
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Re: Phone Call
 Too funny.....
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NightGoddess08
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LOL 
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5/9/2008, 7:03 am
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That SOOOOOO sounds like something my Husband would do !! 
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