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Pawrrifictreats
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NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH
A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
Emma come first. Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.'
The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,'she retorted indignantly.
In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex
lives.'
Hey, coola down a lady,' said the man. 'Who a talkin'abouta sex? I'm a
justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.
5/31/2008, 1:48 pm
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Zonipa
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LMAO 
5/31/2008, 2:00 pm
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mamasmiracles3
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CAUTION!! I brake for Elves, Fairies, Gnomes, Leprechauns, Unicorns, Dragons and other invisible creatures that only I see.
5/31/2008, 2:15 pm
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LMAO
6/4/2008, 1:52 pm
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silverphoenix willow
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lol..i needed a good chuckle...ty
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6/10/2008, 9:46 am
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GIGGLES!!! Too funny!!!
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7/13/2008, 7:19 pm
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Paulina
Hige sceal þe heardra, heorte þe cenre, mod sceal þe mare þe ure maegen lytlað.
Will shall be the sterner, heart the bolder, spirit the greater as our strength lessens. -J.R.R. Tolkien
11/10/2008, 8:41 pm
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