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Tavannah
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Morning Sex


 MORNING SEX
 She was standing in the kitchen
 Preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
 Wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.
 As he walked in, not quite awake she turned and said softly,
 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.''
His eyes lit up and he thought,
 'I'm either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'
 Not wanting to lose the moment,
 he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her
t-shirt still around her neck. A little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?'
She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.'

 

 



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Zonipa
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LOL emoticon

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My wares....
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