FaerieChar
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 The Indian and the Buffalo
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male
buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter: "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then he just walks out.
The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the counter and says to The waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says ..
"Training for position in United States Congress: Come in, drink coffee,
shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappears for rest of the day.
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Zonipa
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8/28/2009, 5:03 pm
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Ravens Dream
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Re: The Indian and the Buffalo
OMGDS.....LMAO!!!!!
That was a GREAT joke!!!!!!!
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May the Fire's Of Love always Keep you Warm!!!!
Walk in Beauty!!!!
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NightGoddess08
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Re: The Indian and the Buffalo
LMAO
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