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RenoHitman
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Re: WTF HBO?
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It's called not wasting programming when people are drunk or traveling
Dear HBO Decision Makers,
I being of sound mind... ok questionable mind but a big fan of your shows want you to know that as a drunk and a driver, (but not at the same time anymore), wish to let you in on a little secret.
I CAN MULTI TASK!!!
Yes, I can hoist a beer and give David Wright the "K" finger at the same time, I can drive to 7-11 for a couple of more forties while thinking of Sookies naked bod, I can eat Doritos while drinking a Colt 45 endoresed by Billy Dee Williams.... BILLY DEE WILLIAMS? and wish I was a slimy male whore like on "Hung".
So, in closing Mr. or Mrs. Big Decision Maker at HBO Programming, please put your shows on every week, because I can handle it and I need to have some happiness in my life, and at the rate famous people are dying the Grim Reaper may be forced to go after the regular guy drinking a beer and eating Doritos and Tostino's Combo pizza's and THEN I WILL NEVER FIND OUT WHO THE SLASHER THING IS!!!!
Thank you,
Hitman
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2009, it just keeps getting better and better. Just ask David Wright..
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7/7/2009, 12:07 am
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RenoHitman
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Re: WTF HBO?
Dear HBO Wine Cooler Tight Ass's,
I became distracted thinking of a naked Sookie and missed my point, as a drunk and a driver I fondly recall back in the early 1990's when you were still in love with Barney and thought "New Coke" was the greatest thing ever, I was busy spending my weekends in Hampton Bays, NY.
I worked all week to spend my money that weekend on slutty women who sucked down Long Island Iced Tea's and we howled at the ocean while downing shots of Kamikaze's, then with a little smooth talk we brought these bikini clad sluts back to our rental house for hours of fun that would make "Animal House" look like the Olsens "Full House".
Whats my point you ADD losers? I ALWAYS made it back to my home, or some other drunks home to watch the opening night of Monday Night Football at 9pm EST.
Why you ask? Because your customers value you, that's why you idiots, long weekends are just that, they are LONG, so you get to party more.
Now PUT MY FREAKIN SHOWS ON EVERY WEEK, and stop going to Starbucks you whiny little turds that George Carlin is looking down on and making it rain... yeah, thats rain all right.
Go to hell,
Hitman
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2009, it just keeps getting better and better. Just ask David Wright..
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7/7/2009, 12:25 am
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Catcherlady
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Hit for President...there' s a scary thought! 
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7/7/2009, 9:24 am
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