Blue Jeanz
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I think the life cycle is backwards
I'm not sure who wrote this but it's funny!
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I think the life cycle is all backwards.
HERE IS HOW IT SHOULD BE:
(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way.
You wake up in a an old age home,
Feeling better every day.
(2! ) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
(3) You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey, you've only got a few years left, what's the big deal?!?)
And you get ready for High School.
(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid you play, you have no responsibilities,
And, finally, you become a baby;
(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully. With luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday,
And then...
You finish off as an orgasm!
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9/14/2007, 7:25 pm
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cute!
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9/15/2007, 6:40 am
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Blue Jeanz
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Eww yeah, I didn't think about how you'd get back in the womb! OMG 
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12/30/2007, 10:32 pm
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Blue Jeanz
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Yeah, we should just leave well enough alone!
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5/5/2009, 11:55 am
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