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Blue Jeanz

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Fire at the Sausage Factory

There was a huge fire at the local sausage factory, and firefighters from all over the area rushed to the scene.

When the fire fighters arrived, the sausage company president announced, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved and I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

From the distance, a whiney siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Rural Township Volunteer Fire Department composed mainly of old Redneck Firefighters, most of them over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Redneck Firefighters, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the old-timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before. Within a short time, the old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, elderly, Redneck firefighters.

The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Well," said Elmer Morrison, the 70-year-old fire chief, "the furst thing we're a gonna do is fix the dang brakes on that freaking truck!"

9/20/2007, 9:09 pm

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