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quietmousie

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Top Ten Ways to Tell if Martha Stewart is Stalking Your Dog:

10. There's potpourri hanging from your pooch's collar.

9. The dog's nails have been trimmed with pinking shears.

8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks.

7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows.

6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl.

5. You find liver and whole wheat dog treats stamped out with copper cookie cutters and decorated with royal icing using a #2 rosette tip.

4. Dog hair has been collected and put into wire baskets for nesting material for the birds.

3. A seasonally appropriate grapevine wreath adorns the front of the doghouse.

2. Your dog goes outside naked and comes in wearing an apricot colored virgin wool hand-knitted sweater with matching boots.

AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY YOU KNOW THAT MARTHA STEWART IS STALKING YOUR DOG IS...

1. The dog droppings in your backyard have been sculpted into swans.

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Re: Top Ten Ways to Tell if Martha Stewart is Stalking Your Dog:

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I split my sides over that last one!

Thanks for the giggle.
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OMG!!!!

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That is hysterical! I just noticed the date it was posted, last year! How did I miss this one???Good one!
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Blue Jeanz wrote:

That is hysterical! I just noticed the date it was posted, last year! How did I miss this one???Good one!

Lol, sometimes you just have to resurect the old posts, they are the best!!!



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Re: Top Ten Ways to Tell if Martha Stewart is Stalking Your Dog:

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that was funny

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